Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Bernard M. Baruch

Thu, 08/27/2015 - 7:00pm
"I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am."
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Theodore Roosevelt

Thu, 08/27/2015 - 7:00pm
"The nation behaves well if it treats the natural resources as assets which it must turn over to the next generation increased, and not impaired, in value."
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Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Thu, 08/27/2015 - 7:00pm
"We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves."
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Thomas H. Huxley

Thu, 08/27/2015 - 7:00pm
"The great tragedy of Science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact."
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Dave Barry

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 7:00pm
"The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished, and put inside boxes."
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P. J. O'Rourke

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 7:00pm
"There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause."
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Malcolm Forbes

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 7:00pm
"Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one."
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Edward P. Tryon

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 7:00pm
"In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is simply one of those things which happen from time to time."
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William Shakespeare

Tue, 08/25/2015 - 7:00pm
"Though music oft hath such a charm to make bad good, and good provoke to harm."
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Charles McCabe

Tue, 08/25/2015 - 7:00pm
"Any clod can have the facts, but having opinions is an art."
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Victor Borge

Tue, 08/25/2015 - 7:00pm
"Laughter is the closest distance between two people."
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John H. Patterson

Tue, 08/25/2015 - 7:00pm
"An executive is a person who always decides; sometimes he decides correctly, but he always decides."
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John Ruskin

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 7:00pm
"When a man is wrapped up in himself, he makes a pretty small package."
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F. Scott Fitzgerald

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 7:00pm
"Sometimes it is harder to deprive oneself of a pain than of a pleasure."
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Will Durst

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 7:00pm
"I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is."
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Dick Cavett

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 7:00pm
"As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it."
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George Santayana

Sun, 08/23/2015 - 7:00pm
"Science is nothing but developed perception, interpreted intent, common sense rounded out and minutely articulated."
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Don Marquis

Sun, 08/23/2015 - 7:00pm
"If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; But if you really make them think, they'll hate you."
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Isaac Asimov

Sun, 08/23/2015 - 7:00pm
"I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them."
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Wilson Mizner

Sun, 08/23/2015 - 7:00pm
"A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something."
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