Quotes of the Day
Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
Updated: 11 hours 25 min ago
"The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons."
"Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you."
"People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up."
"Here's a tip to avoid death by celebrity: First off, get a life. They can't touch you if you're out doing something interesting."
"I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which, when you looked at it in the right way, did not become still more complicated."
"As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did."
"One is tempted to define man as a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason."
"The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be."
"The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism."
"I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians."
"My guess is that well over 80 percent of the human race goes without having a single original thought."
"If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of 22, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation."