Quotes of the Day
Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
Updated: 4 hours 2 min ago
"The secret of eternal youth is arrested development."
"I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours."
"If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm."
"Count Hermann Keyserling once said truly that the greatest American superstition was belief in facts."
"If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of an expert saying it can't be done."
"There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes."
"I don't care what it is, when it has an LCD screen, it makes it better."
"Any man who afflicts the human race with ideas must be prepared to see them misunderstood."
"I agree with everything you say, but I would attack to the death your right to say it."
"It is a common delusion that you make things better by talking about them."
"If at first you don't succeed try, try again. If you fail even after these attempts, perhaps your just stupid."
"Art, like morality, consists of drawing the line somewhere."
"Americans detest all lies except lies spoken in public or printed lies."
"Babies are cool, until you've done everything to do with 'em and you get bored. That's why T.V. shows about babies don't last more than a year."
"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."