Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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George Orwell

Thu, 03/23/2017 - 7:00pm
"In certain kinds of writing, particularly in art criticism and literary criticism, it is normal to come across long passages which are almost completely lacking in meaning."
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Robert Frost

Thu, 03/23/2017 - 7:00pm
"The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work."
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Edgar Watson Howe

Thu, 03/23/2017 - 7:00pm
"Americans detest all lies except lies spoken in public or printed lies."
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Maurice Chevalier

Thu, 03/23/2017 - 7:00pm
"Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives."
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Robert Benchley

Wed, 03/22/2017 - 7:00pm
"Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people."
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Logan Pearsall Smith

Wed, 03/22/2017 - 7:00pm
"The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older people, and greatly assists in the circulation of their blood."
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B. F. Skinner

Wed, 03/22/2017 - 7:00pm
"Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten."
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Joan Baez

Wed, 03/22/2017 - 7:00pm
"The only thing that's been a worse flop than the organization of non-violence has been the organization of violence."
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Lech Walesa

Tue, 03/21/2017 - 7:00pm
"I'm lazy. But it's the lazy people who invented the wheel and the bicycle because they didn't like walking or carrying things. "
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Dame Rose Macaulay

Tue, 03/21/2017 - 7:00pm
"It is a common delusion that you make things better by talking about them."
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Barry Commoner

Tue, 03/21/2017 - 7:00pm
"Nothing ever goes away."
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Steven Wright

Tue, 03/21/2017 - 7:00pm
"Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, 'Do I know you?'"
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Ellen DeGeneres

Mon, 03/20/2017 - 7:00pm
"Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it's worse when they are wearing dark glasses and have streamers in their antlers because then you know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot."
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Thomas H. Huxley

Mon, 03/20/2017 - 7:00pm
"Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense, differing from the latter only as a veteran may differ from a raw recruit: and its methods differ from those of common sense only as far as the guardsman's cut and thrust differ from the manner in which a savage wields his club."
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Cary Grant

Mon, 03/20/2017 - 7:00pm
"I improve on misquotation."
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Unknown

Mon, 03/20/2017 - 7:00pm
"I'm not worried about the bullet with my name on it... just the thousands out there marked 'Occupant.'"
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Buck Henry

Sun, 03/19/2017 - 7:00pm
"We need a president who's fluent in at least one language."
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Lord Falkland

Sun, 03/19/2017 - 7:00pm
"When it is not necessary to make a decision, it is necessary not to make a decision."
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Groucho Marx

Sun, 03/19/2017 - 7:00pm
"Go, and never darken my towels again."
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David Letterman

Sun, 03/19/2017 - 7:00pm
"There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting."
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