Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Bertrand Russell

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 7:00pm
"The good life, as I conceive it, is a happy life. I do not mean that if you are good you will be happy - I mean that if you are happy you will be good."
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Soren Kierkegaard

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 7:00pm
"Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste that they hurry past it."
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Martin Mull

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 7:00pm
"The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass."
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Albert Szent-Gyorgyi

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 7:00pm
"Discovery consists of seeing what everybody has seen and thinking what nobody has thought."
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Henri-Fr�d�ric Amiel

Tue, 09/30/2014 - 7:00pm
"Nothing is more characteristic of a man than the mann in which he behaves toward fools."
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Will Rogers

Tue, 09/30/2014 - 7:00pm
"That's the trouble with a politician's life-somebody is always interrupting it with an election."
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Ambrose Bierce

Tue, 09/30/2014 - 7:00pm
"In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office."
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Tue, 09/30/2014 - 7:00pm
"When ideas fail, words come in very handy."
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Thomas Mann

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 7:00pm
"No man remains quite what he was when he recognizes himself."
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Douglas Adams

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 7:00pm
"He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it."
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Willie Tyler

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 7:00pm
"The reason lightning doesn't strike twice in the same place is that the same place isn't there the second time."
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Laurence J. Peter

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 7:00pm
"Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder."
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Jack Handey

Sat, 09/27/2014 - 7:00pm
"I hope that when I die, people say about me, 'Boy, that guy sure owed me a lot of money.'"
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Hector Berlioz

Sat, 09/27/2014 - 7:00pm
"Every composer knows the anguish and despair occasioned by forgetting ideas which one had no time to write down."
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Charles M. Schulz

Sat, 09/27/2014 - 7:00pm
"Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love."
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Evelyn Waugh

Sat, 09/27/2014 - 7:00pm
"It is a curious thing... that every creed promises a paradise which will be absolutely uninhabitable for anyone of civilized taste."
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Marie Curie

Fri, 09/26/2014 - 7:00pm
"There are sadistic scientists who hurry to hunt down errors instead of establishing the truth."
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Saki

Fri, 09/26/2014 - 7:00pm
"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death."
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Groucho Marx

Fri, 09/26/2014 - 7:00pm
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
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Muhammad Ali

Fri, 09/26/2014 - 7:00pm
"My toughest fight was with my first wife."
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