Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Oscar Wilde

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 7:00pm
"Anybody can sympathise with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathise with a friend's success."
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Donald Foster

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 7:00pm
"No one who cannot rejoice in the discovery of his own mistakes deserves to be called a scholar."
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Jean-Paul Sartre

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 7:00pm
"Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do."
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Ralph Waldo Emerson

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 7:00pm
"I hate quotations. Tell me what you know."
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Benjamin Franklin

Tue, 04/22/2014 - 7:00pm
"But in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes."
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Will Rogers

Tue, 04/22/2014 - 7:00pm
"There ought to be one day-- just one-- when there is open season on senators."
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H. P. Lovecraft

Tue, 04/22/2014 - 7:00pm
"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents."
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George Bernard Shaw

Tue, 04/22/2014 - 7:00pm
"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh."
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Chuck Lorre, Steven Molaro and Eric Kaplan

Mon, 04/21/2014 - 7:00pm
"Ah! Memory impairment: the free prize at the bottom of every vodka bottle!"
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Bertrand Russell

Mon, 04/21/2014 - 7:00pm
"Everything is vague to a degree you do not realize till you have tried to make it precise."
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Isaac Newton

Mon, 04/21/2014 - 7:00pm
"I keep the subject of my inquiry constantly before me, and wait till the first dawning opens gradually, by little and little, into a full and clear light."
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Edward P. Tryon

Mon, 04/21/2014 - 7:00pm
"In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is simply one of those things which happen from time to time."
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Gustave Flaubert

Sun, 04/20/2014 - 7:00pm
"The whole dream of democracy is to raise the proletarian to the level of stupidity attained by the bourgeois."
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Kin Hubbard

Sun, 04/20/2014 - 7:00pm
"The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them."
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Anonymous

Sun, 04/20/2014 - 7:00pm
"Liberals are very broadminded: they are always willing to give careful consideration to both sides of the same side."
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Gore Vidal

Sun, 04/20/2014 - 7:00pm
"There is no human problem which could not be solved if people would simply do as I advise."
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Roald Amundsen

Sat, 04/19/2014 - 7:00pm
"Adventure is just bad planning."
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Charles M. Schulz

Sat, 04/19/2014 - 7:00pm
"Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love."
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Henry David Thoreau

Sat, 04/19/2014 - 7:00pm
"Men have become the tools of their tools."
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Voltaire

Sat, 04/19/2014 - 7:00pm
"It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong."
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