Quotes of the Day
Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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"My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me."
"In democracy it's your vote that counts; In feudalism it's your count that votes."
"I do not know which makes a man more conservative�to know nothing but the present, or nothing but the past."
"I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not."
"The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated."
"Setting a good example for children takes all the fun out of middle age."
"A quotation, like a pun, should come unsought, and then be welcomed only for some propriety of felicity justifying the intrusion."
"Sentimentality is the emotional promiscuity of those who have no sentiment."
"In physics, you don't have to go around making trouble for yourself - nature does it for you."
"What you do speaks so loud that I cannot hear what you say."
"He wrapped himself in quotations- as a beggar would enfold himself in the purple of Emperors."
"Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem mild, harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's characters."
"A good many young writers make the mistake of enclosing a stamped, self-addressed envelope, big enough for the manuscript to come back in. This is too much of a temptation to the editor."
"Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else."
"A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing."