Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Stanislaw J. Lec

Sun, 02/19/2017 - 6:00pm
"There are grammatical errors even in his silence."
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Alfred North Whitehead

Sun, 02/19/2017 - 6:00pm
"I have suffered a great deal from writers who have quoted this or that sentence of mine either out of its context or in juxtaposition to some incongruous matter which quite distorted my meaning , or destroyed it altogether."
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Vilhjalmur Stefansson

Sun, 02/19/2017 - 6:00pm
"What is the difference between unethical and ethical advertising? Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public; ethical advertising uses truth to deceive the public."
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Samuel Goldwyn

Sun, 02/19/2017 - 6:00pm
"Television has raised writing to a new low."
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Stephen Hawking

Sat, 02/18/2017 - 6:00pm
"I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image."
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Senator Patrick Leahy

Sat, 02/18/2017 - 6:00pm
"You get fifteen democrats in a room, and you get twenty opinions."
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Henry David Thoreau

Sat, 02/18/2017 - 6:00pm
"Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes."
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W. C. Fields

Sat, 02/18/2017 - 6:00pm
"I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally."
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George Meany

Fri, 02/17/2017 - 6:00pm
"Anybody who has doubts about the ingenuity or the resourcefulness of a plumber never got a bill from one."
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Robert Frost

Fri, 02/17/2017 - 6:00pm
"Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length."
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Kelvin Throop III

Fri, 02/17/2017 - 6:00pm
"Isn't it interesting that the same people who laugh at science fiction listen to weather forecasts and economists?"
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Anonymous

Fri, 02/17/2017 - 6:00pm
"Liberals are very broadminded: they are always willing to give careful consideration to both sides of the same side."
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William James

Thu, 02/16/2017 - 6:00pm
"A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices."
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Thomas Fuller

Thu, 02/16/2017 - 6:00pm
"Many would be cowards if they had courage enough."
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Friedrich Nietzsche

Thu, 02/16/2017 - 6:00pm
"In heaven all the interesting people are missing."
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Leo Rosten

Thu, 02/16/2017 - 6:00pm
"The only reason for being a professional writer is that you can't help it."
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Joss Whedon, Zack Whedon, Maurissa Tancharoen, and Jed Whedon

Wed, 02/15/2017 - 6:00pm
"Everyone's a hero in their own way, in their own not that heroic way."
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Charles Austin Beard

Wed, 02/15/2017 - 6:00pm
"You need only reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the struggle for independence."
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Jay Leno

Wed, 02/15/2017 - 6:00pm
"I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'"
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Edward Teller

Wed, 02/15/2017 - 6:00pm
"Two paradoxes are better than one; they may even suggest a solution."
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