Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Peter Steiner

Sun, 04/26/2015 - 7:00pm
"On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog."
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Elizabeth Clarkson Zwart

Sun, 04/26/2015 - 7:00pm
"The older I grow, the less important the comma becomes. Let the reader catch his own breath."
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Pliny the Elder

Sun, 04/26/2015 - 7:00pm
"In these matters the only certainty is that nothing is certain."
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Woody Allen

Sun, 04/26/2015 - 7:00pm
"To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition."
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Hunter S. Thompson

Sat, 04/25/2015 - 7:00pm
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours."
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Napoleon Bonaparte

Sat, 04/25/2015 - 7:00pm
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
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Plato

Sat, 04/25/2015 - 7:00pm
"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something."
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Orson Welles

Sat, 04/25/2015 - 7:00pm
"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people."
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Frederick Douglass

Fri, 04/24/2015 - 7:00pm
"People might not get all they work for in this world, but they must certainly work for all they get."
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Robert Frost

Fri, 04/24/2015 - 7:00pm
"Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in and out of favor."
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Matthew Prior

Fri, 04/24/2015 - 7:00pm
"They always talk who never think."
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Kin Hubbard

Fri, 04/24/2015 - 7:00pm
"A good listener is usually thinking about something else."
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Jeph Jacques

Thu, 04/23/2015 - 7:00pm
"What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?"
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Paul Eldridge

Thu, 04/23/2015 - 7:00pm
"Man is ready to die for an idea, provided that idea is not quite clear to him."
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Richard Feynman

Thu, 04/23/2015 - 7:00pm
"I believe that a scientist looking at nonscientific problems is just as dumb as the next guy."
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James Reston

Thu, 04/23/2015 - 7:00pm
"This is the devilish thing about foreign affairs: they are foreign and will not always conform to our whim."
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Charles Churchill

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 7:00pm
"A joke's a very serious thing."
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Henry David Thoreau

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 7:00pm
"Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it."
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Marty Indik

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 7:00pm
"Confusion is always the most honest response."
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Pierre Beaumarchais

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 7:00pm
"If a thing isn't worth saying, you sing it."
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