Quotes of the Day

Syndicate content Quotes of the Day
Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
Updated: 11 hours 25 min ago

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Wed, 06/29/2016 - 7:00pm
"The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons."
Categories: Fun Stuff

Kin Hubbard

Wed, 06/29/2016 - 7:00pm
"Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you."
Categories: Fun Stuff

Jerome Blattner

Wed, 06/29/2016 - 7:00pm
"A person who trusts no one can't be trusted."
Categories: Fun Stuff

Ogden Nash

Wed, 06/29/2016 - 7:00pm
"People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up."
Categories: Fun Stuff

Kent Nichols and Douglas Sarine

Tue, 06/28/2016 - 7:00pm
"Here's a tip to avoid death by celebrity: First off, get a life. They can't touch you if you're out doing something interesting."
Categories: Fun Stuff

Roald Amundsen

Tue, 06/28/2016 - 7:00pm
"Adventure is just bad planning."
Categories: Fun Stuff

Cary Grant

Tue, 06/28/2016 - 7:00pm
"Everyone wants to be Cary Grant. Even I want to be Cary Grant."
Categories: Fun Stuff

Fran Lebowitz

Tue, 06/28/2016 - 7:00pm
"Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep."
Categories: Fun Stuff

William Faulkner

Mon, 06/27/2016 - 7:00pm
"The past is not dead. In fact, it's not even past."
Categories: Fun Stuff

Plato

Mon, 06/27/2016 - 7:00pm
"No human thing is of serious importance."
Categories: Fun Stuff

Poul Anderson

Mon, 06/27/2016 - 7:00pm
"I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which, when you looked at it in the right way, did not become still more complicated."
Categories: Fun Stuff

Robert Benchley

Mon, 06/27/2016 - 7:00pm
"As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did."
Categories: Fun Stuff

Oscar Wilde

Sun, 06/26/2016 - 7:00pm
"One is tempted to define man as a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason."
Categories: Fun Stuff

Paul Valery

Sun, 06/26/2016 - 7:00pm
"The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be."
Categories: Fun Stuff

Norman Brenner

Sun, 06/26/2016 - 7:00pm
"The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism."
Categories: Fun Stuff

Charles De Gaulle

Sun, 06/26/2016 - 7:00pm
"I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians."
Categories: Fun Stuff

H. L. Mencken

Sat, 06/25/2016 - 7:00pm
"My guess is that well over 80 percent of the human race goes without having a single original thought."
Categories: Fun Stuff

M. C. Escher

Sat, 06/25/2016 - 7:00pm
"My work is a game, a very serious game."
Categories: Fun Stuff

Unknown

Sat, 06/25/2016 - 7:00pm
"A stitch in time would have confused Einstein."
Categories: Fun Stuff

Tom Stoppard

Sat, 06/25/2016 - 7:00pm
"If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of 22, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation."
Categories: Fun Stuff