Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Peter Ustinov

Mon, 12/05/2016 - 6:00pm
"I'm convinced there's a small room in the attic of the Foreign Office where future diplomats are taught to stammer."
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Robertson Davies

Mon, 12/05/2016 - 6:00pm
"Few people can see genius in someone who has offended them."
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Albert Einstein

Mon, 12/05/2016 - 6:00pm
"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted."
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Carl Sandburg

Mon, 12/05/2016 - 6:00pm
"I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth."
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Al Franken

Sun, 12/04/2016 - 6:00pm
"Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from."
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Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Sun, 12/04/2016 - 6:00pm
"Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away."
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H. L. Mencken

Sun, 12/04/2016 - 6:00pm
"The government consists of a gang of men exactly like you and me. They have, taking one with another, no special talent for the business of government; they have only a talent for getting and holding office."
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Sam Levenson

Sun, 12/04/2016 - 6:00pm
"Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped."
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P. D. James

Sat, 12/03/2016 - 6:00pm
"It was one of those perfect English autumnal days which occur more frequently in memory than in life."
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W. L. George

Sat, 12/03/2016 - 6:00pm
"Wars teach us not to love our enemies, but to hate our allies."
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Jerry Seinfeld

Sat, 12/03/2016 - 6:00pm
"It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper."
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Phineas Taylor Barnum

Sat, 12/03/2016 - 6:00pm
"Every crowd has a silver lining."
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G. K. Chesterton

Fri, 12/02/2016 - 6:00pm
"There is a great deal of difference between an eager man who wants to read a book and the tired man who wants a book to read."
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Blake Clark

Fri, 12/02/2016 - 6:00pm
"Being in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that the Boy Scouts have adult supervision."
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Calvin Trillin

Fri, 12/02/2016 - 6:00pm
"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found."
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Elbert Hubbard

Fri, 12/02/2016 - 6:00pm
"Life is just one damned thing after another."
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Douglas Adams

Thu, 12/01/2016 - 6:00pm
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which."
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George Bernard Shaw

Thu, 12/01/2016 - 6:00pm
"Martyrdom is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability."
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Sir Winston Churchill

Thu, 12/01/2016 - 6:00pm
"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
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W. Somerset Maugham

Thu, 12/01/2016 - 6:00pm
"She had a pretty gift for quotation, which is a serviceable substitute for wit."
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