Quotes of the Day
Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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"There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating: people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing."
"Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century."
"The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth that it prevents you from achieving."
"The only thing that makes life possible is permanent, intolerable uncertainty; not knowing what comes next."
"I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something."
"A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices."
"Gratitude is merely the secret hope of further favors."
"Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have."
"That's the funny thing about havin' a kid. They come with their own set of problems; make everything else you were worried about seem kinda silly."
"There�s so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?"
"The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one."
"Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes."