Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Randy K. Milholland

Sat, 08/27/2016 - 7:00pm
"Lies are like children. If you don't nurture them, they'll never be useful later."
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Mario Andretti

Sat, 08/27/2016 - 7:00pm
"If everything seems under control, you're not going fast enough"
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Samuel Goldwyn

Sat, 08/27/2016 - 7:00pm
"You've got to take the bitter with the sour."
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Ted Morgan

Sat, 08/27/2016 - 7:00pm
"Howard Hughes was able to afford the luxury of madness, like a man who not only thinks he is Napoleon but hires an army to prove it."
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Friedrich Nietzsche

Fri, 08/26/2016 - 7:00pm
"The most perfidious way of harming a cause consists of defending it deliberately with faulty arguments."
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Sydney Smith

Fri, 08/26/2016 - 7:00pm
"You must not think me necessarily foolish because I am facetious, nor will I consider you necessarily wise because you are grave."
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George Bernard Shaw

Fri, 08/26/2016 - 7:00pm
"When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty."
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Unknown

Fri, 08/26/2016 - 7:00pm
"I have not lost my mind - it's backed up on disk somewhere."
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Henry Fielding

Thu, 08/25/2016 - 7:00pm
"Now, in reality, the world have paid too great a compliment to critics, and have imagined them to be men of much greater profundity than they really are."
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Dan Quayle

Thu, 08/25/2016 - 7:00pm
"Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it."
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James Thurber

Thu, 08/25/2016 - 7:00pm
"Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead."
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Ed Gardner

Thu, 08/25/2016 - 7:00pm
"Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings."
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Garrison Keillor

Wed, 08/24/2016 - 7:00pm
"They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days."
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Ronald Reagan

Wed, 08/24/2016 - 7:00pm
"Thomas Jefferson once said, 'We should never judge a president by his age, only by his works.' And ever since he told me that, I stopped worrying."
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Alfred North Whitehead

Wed, 08/24/2016 - 7:00pm
"Everything of importance has been said before by somebody who did not discover it."
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Noelie Altito

Wed, 08/24/2016 - 7:00pm
"The shortest distance between two points is under construction."
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Thomas Mann

Tue, 08/23/2016 - 7:00pm
"War is a cowardly escape from the problems of peace."
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Peter Drucker

Tue, 08/23/2016 - 7:00pm
"Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things."
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Timothy Leary

Tue, 08/23/2016 - 7:00pm
"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."
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Nancy Astor

Tue, 08/23/2016 - 7:00pm
"One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time."
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