Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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John Kenneth Galbraith

Wed, 08/20/2014 - 7:00pm
"The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable."
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Samuel Goldwyn

Wed, 08/20/2014 - 7:00pm
"You've got to take the bitter with the sour."
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John D. Rockefeller

Wed, 08/20/2014 - 7:00pm
"I can think of nothing less pleasurable than a life devoted to pleasure."
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Dave Barry

Wed, 08/20/2014 - 7:00pm
"I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he would come back to life if people in all 50 states wanted him to."
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Albert Einstein

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 7:00pm
"Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater."
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W. C. Fields

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 7:00pm
"Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water."
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Richard Diran

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 7:00pm
"I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died."
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Robert Benchley

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 7:00pm
"As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did."
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R. Buckminster Fuller

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 7:00pm
"Humanity is acquiring all the right technology for all the wrong reasons."
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Anonymous

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 7:00pm
"A little nonsense now and then, is relished by the wisest men."
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Benjamin Stolberg

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 7:00pm
"An expert is a person who avoids small error as he sweeps on to the grand fallacy."
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King Farouk of Egypt

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 7:00pm
"The whole world is in revolt. Soon there will be only five Kings left--the King of England, the King of Spades, The King of Clubs, the King of Hearts, and the King of Diamonds."
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Jimmy Buffett

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 7:00pm
"If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane."
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Dame Edna Everage

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 7:00pm
"Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century."
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 7:00pm
"To be pleased with one's limits is a wretched state."
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Jules Feiffer

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 7:00pm
"Maturity is only a short break in adolescence."
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James Thurber

Sat, 08/16/2014 - 7:00pm
"There are two kinds of light--the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures."
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Emo Phillips

Sat, 08/16/2014 - 7:00pm
"Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps."
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Will Rogers

Sat, 08/16/2014 - 7:00pm
"See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?"
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Sir Winston Churchill

Sat, 08/16/2014 - 7:00pm
"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
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