Quotes of the Day
Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
Updated: 1 day 5 hours ago
"The meal is not over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate myself."
"Any word you have to hunt for in a thesaurus is the wrong word. There are no exceptions to this rule."
"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read."
"People who have no weaknesses are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them."
"You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart."
"An opinion should be the result of thought, not a substitute for it."
"It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."
"We need not to be let alone. We need to be really bothered once in a while. How long is it since you were really bothered? About something important, about something real?"
"I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing."
"The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has."
"It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear."
"Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music."
"To avoid situations in which you might make mistakes may be the biggest mistake of all."