Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Thomas Fuller

Sun, 11/23/2014 - 6:00pm
"Many would be cowards if they had courage enough."
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Arthur Schopenhauer

Sun, 11/23/2014 - 6:00pm
"All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident."
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Horace Walpole

Sun, 11/23/2014 - 6:00pm
"Foolish writers and readers are created for each other."
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Cato the Elder

Sun, 11/23/2014 - 6:00pm
"After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one."
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Ethel Mumford

Sat, 11/22/2014 - 6:00pm
"Knowledge is power, if you know it about the right person."
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Sat, 11/22/2014 - 6:00pm
"A man can stand anything except a succession of ordinary days."
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Suzanne Necker

Sat, 11/22/2014 - 6:00pm
"Fortune does not change men, it unmasks them."
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Rita Rudner

Sat, 11/22/2014 - 6:00pm
"I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight."
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George Bernard Shaw

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 6:00pm
"We don't bother much about dress and manners in England, because as a nation we don't dress well and we've no manners."
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George W. Bush

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 6:00pm
"You know what's interesting about Washington? It's the kind of place where second-guessing has become second nature."
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Ken Hakuta

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 6:00pm
"Lack of money is no obstacle. Lack of an idea is an obstacle."
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Johnny Carson

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 6:00pm
"If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners."
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Dr. Seuss

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 6:00pm
"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, And that enables you to laugh at life's realities."
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Thomas Mann

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 6:00pm
"A writer is a person for whom writing is more difficult than it is for other people."
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James M. Barrie

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 6:00pm
"I know not, sir, whether Bacon wrote the works of Shakespeare, but if he did not it seems to me that he missed the opportunity of his life."
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Bobby Knight

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 6:00pm
"All of us learn to write in the second grade. Most of us go on to greater things."
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John Billings(Henry Wheeler Shaw)

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 6:00pm
"When a man comes to me for advice, I find out the kind of advice he wants, and I give it to him."
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Oliver Wendell Holmes

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 6:00pm
"Civilization is the process of reducing the infinite to the finite."
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Donald H. Rumsfeld

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 6:00pm
"If you are not criticized, you may not be doing much."
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Will Rogers

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 6:00pm
"I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago."
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