Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Jackie Mason

Sun, 01/15/2017 - 6:00pm
"Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe."
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Arnold Lobel

Sun, 01/15/2017 - 6:00pm
"Books to the ceiling,/ Books to the sky,/ My pile of books is a mile high./ How I love them! How I need them!/ I'll have a long beard by the time I read them."
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Samuel Butler

Sun, 01/15/2017 - 6:00pm
"Genius might be described as a supreme capacity for getting its possessors into trouble of all kinds."
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Judith Martin

Sun, 01/15/2017 - 6:00pm
"There are three social classes in America: upper middle class, middle class, and lower middle class."
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Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Sat, 01/14/2017 - 6:00pm
"He who lives without folly isn't so wise as he thinks."
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Oscar Wilde

Sat, 01/14/2017 - 6:00pm
"Biography lends to death a new terror."
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Dan Quayle

Sat, 01/14/2017 - 6:00pm
"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history."
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Dwight D. Eisenhower

Sat, 01/14/2017 - 6:00pm
"I can think of nothing more boring for the American people than to have to sit in their living rooms for a whole half hour looking at my face on their television screens."
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Otto von Bismarck

Fri, 01/13/2017 - 6:00pm
"Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made."
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Laurence J. Peter

Fri, 01/13/2017 - 6:00pm
"An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it."
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Pliny the Elder

Fri, 01/13/2017 - 6:00pm
"In these matters the only certainty is that nothing is certain."
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Voltaire

Fri, 01/13/2017 - 6:00pm
"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it."
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Nicholas Chamfort

Thu, 01/12/2017 - 6:00pm
"An economist is a surgeon with an excellent scalpel and a rough-edged lancet, who operates beautifully on the dead and tortures the living."
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Sydney Smith

Thu, 01/12/2017 - 6:00pm
"Have the courage to be ignorant of a great number of things, in order to avoid the calamity of being ignorant of everything."
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Samuel Goldwyn

Thu, 01/12/2017 - 6:00pm
"If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive."
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Unknown

Thu, 01/12/2017 - 6:00pm
"He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit."
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George Eliot

Wed, 01/11/2017 - 6:00pm
"Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact."
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Edmund Burke

Wed, 01/11/2017 - 6:00pm
"It is the nature of all greatness not to be exact."
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Albert Einstein

Wed, 01/11/2017 - 6:00pm
"You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat."
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Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

Wed, 01/11/2017 - 6:00pm
"Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke."
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