Quotes of the Day
Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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"The older I grow, the less important the comma becomes. Let the reader catch his own breath."
"In these matters the only certainty is that nothing is certain."
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours."
"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something."
"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people."
"People might not get all they work for in this world, but they must certainly work for all they get."
"Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in and out of favor."
"What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?"
"Man is ready to die for an idea, provided that idea is not quite clear to him."
"I believe that a scientist looking at nonscientific problems is just as dumb as the next guy."
"This is the devilish thing about foreign affairs: they are foreign and will not always conform to our whim."
"Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it."