Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Frank Lloyd Wright

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 7:00pm
"Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles."
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Hermann Hesse

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 7:00pm
"When dealing with the insane, the best method is to pretend to be sane."
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Woody Allen

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 7:00pm
"Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it."
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Lewis B. Frumkes

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 7:00pm
"How to Raise your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children"
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Stephen Jay Gould

Fri, 07/03/2015 - 7:00pm
"In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.' I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms."
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Frank Zappa

Fri, 07/03/2015 - 7:00pm
"In the fight between you and the world, back the world."
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Ambrose Bierce

Fri, 07/03/2015 - 7:00pm
"Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum (I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.)"
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Groucho Marx

Fri, 07/03/2015 - 7:00pm
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."
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William Cobbett

Thu, 07/02/2015 - 7:00pm
"To be poor and dependent is very nearly an impossibility."
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Arthur Schopenhauer

Thu, 07/02/2015 - 7:00pm
"We forfeit three-fourths of ourselves in order to be like other people."
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Galileo Galilei

Thu, 07/02/2015 - 7:00pm
"All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them."
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Arthur C. Clarke

Thu, 07/02/2015 - 7:00pm
"The only way to discover the limits of the possible is to go beyond them into the impossible."
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Voltaire

Wed, 07/01/2015 - 7:00pm
"It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets."
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Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Wed, 07/01/2015 - 7:00pm
"Gratitude is merely the secret hope of further favors."
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Nathaniel Borenstein

Wed, 07/01/2015 - 7:00pm
"The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents."
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Jef Raskin

Wed, 07/01/2015 - 7:00pm
"Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining."
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Sally Kempton

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 7:00pm
"I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist."
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Louis L'Amour

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 7:00pm
"Nobody got anywhere in the world by simply being content."
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Fletcher Knebel

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 7:00pm
"Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics."
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Dorothy Parker

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 7:00pm
"Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song,/ A medley of extemporanea; /And love is a thing that can never go wrong; /And I am Marie of Romania."
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