Quotes of the Day
Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
Updated: 5 hours 24 min ago
"Literature is an occupation in which you have to keep proving your talent to people who have none."
"Any man whose errors take ten years to correct is quite a man."
"The world tolerates conceit from those who are successful, but not from anybody else."
"Television has done much for psychiatry by spreading information about it, as well as contributing to the need for it."
"A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing."
"The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best."
"The keenest sorrow is to recognize ourselves as the sole cause of all our adversities."
"In the United States, doing good has come to be, like patriotism, a favorite device of persons with something to sell."
"Try to learn something about everything and everything about something."
"The worst thing about Europe is that you can't go out in the middle of the night and get a Slurpee."
"Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight?"
"A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone."
"Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people."
"The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made."
"I never met anybody who said when they were a kid, "I wanna grow up and be a critic.""
"I am determined that my children shall be brought up in their father's religion, if they can find out what it is."
"He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever."
"Committee--a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done."