Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Marcus Brigstocke

Tue, 04/15/2014 - 7:00pm
"Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music."
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Edith Sitwell

Tue, 04/15/2014 - 7:00pm
"Eccentricity is not, as dull people would have us believe, a form of madness. It is often a kind of innocent pride, and the man of genius and the aristocrat are frequently regarded as eccentrics because genius and aristocrat are entirely unafraid of and uninfluenced by the opinions and vagaries of the crowd."
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Peter Ustinov

Tue, 04/15/2014 - 7:00pm
"If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of an expert saying it can't be done."
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Agatha Christie

Tue, 04/15/2014 - 7:00pm
"If one sticks too rigidly to one's principles, one would hardly see anybody."
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Ellen DeGeneres

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 7:00pm
"In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better."
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Jimmy Breslin

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 7:00pm
"Rage is the only quality which has kept me, or anybody I have ever studied, writing columns for newspapers."
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Walt Whitman

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 7:00pm
"Do I contradict myself?/ Very well then I contradict myself,/ (I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
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John Mason Brown

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 7:00pm
"He played the king as if afraid someone else would play the ace."
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George Burns

Sun, 04/13/2014 - 7:00pm
"If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age."
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Robert Half

Sun, 04/13/2014 - 7:00pm
"Free advice is worth the price."
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Phyllis Diller

Sun, 04/13/2014 - 7:00pm
"Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home."
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Leonard Bernstein

Sun, 04/13/2014 - 7:00pm
"Inspiration is wonderful when it happens, but the writer must develop an approach for the rest of the time... The wait is simply too long."
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Seth MacFarlane

Sat, 04/12/2014 - 7:00pm
"The two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who is threatened by change."
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Indira Gandhi

Sat, 04/12/2014 - 7:00pm
"You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist."
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Laurence J. Peter

Sat, 04/12/2014 - 7:00pm
"Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder."
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Jerome K. Jerome

Sat, 04/12/2014 - 7:00pm
"It is always the best policy to speak the truth--unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar."
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Jules Renard

Fri, 04/11/2014 - 7:00pm
"Look for the ridiculous in everything and you will find it."
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Howard Dietz

Fri, 04/11/2014 - 7:00pm
"I don't like composers who think. It gets in the way of their plagiarism."
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Rita Mae Brown

Fri, 04/11/2014 - 7:00pm
"I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it."
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John Cage

Fri, 04/11/2014 - 7:00pm
"I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones."
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