Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Sally Kempton

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 7:00pm
"I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist."
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Will Rogers

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 7:00pm
"Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate; now what's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House?"
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Robert Byrne

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 7:00pm
"Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo."
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Dean Martin

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 7:00pm
"If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt."
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Takayuki Ikkaku, Arisa Hosaka and Toshihiro Kawabata

Wed, 10/29/2014 - 7:00pm
"Exercise relieves stress. Nothing relieves exercise."
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Henry Adams

Wed, 10/29/2014 - 7:00pm
"No one means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous."
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Cullen Hightower

Wed, 10/29/2014 - 7:00pm
"There's always somebody who is paid too much, and taxed too little - and it's always somebody else."
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Unknown

Wed, 10/29/2014 - 7:00pm
"Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice."
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Kurt Vonnegut

Tue, 10/28/2014 - 7:00pm
"Well, the telling of jokes is an art of its own, and it always rises from some emotional threat. The best jokes are dangerous, and dangerous because they are in some way truthful."
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H. G. Wells

Tue, 10/28/2014 - 7:00pm
"Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe."
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Dwight D. Eisenhower

Tue, 10/28/2014 - 7:00pm
"A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done."
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Robert Frost

Tue, 10/28/2014 - 7:00pm
"The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them."
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Lynda Barry

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 7:00pm
"Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke."
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Kate Reid

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 7:00pm
"Acting is not being emotional, but being able to express emotion."
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Bertolt Brecht

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 7:00pm
"Why be a man when you can be a success?"
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W. C. Sellar and R. J. Yeatman

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 7:00pm
"For every person who wants to teach there are approximately thirty people who don't want to learn--much."
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Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Sun, 10/26/2014 - 7:00pm
"I never guess. It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts."
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Fran Lebowitz

Sun, 10/26/2014 - 7:00pm
"Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to make a profit, the interest is not so special."
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Carolyn Wells

Sun, 10/26/2014 - 7:00pm
"Actions lie louder than words."
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Ogden Nash

Sun, 10/26/2014 - 7:00pm
"I think that I shall never see / a billboard lovely as a tree. / Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, / I'll never see a tree at all."
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