Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Alfred North Whitehead

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 7:00pm
"There are no whole truths; all truths are half- truths. It is trying to treat them as whole truths that plays the devil."
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William James

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 7:00pm
"The greatest use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it."
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Quentin Crisp

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 7:00pm
"If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."
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W. C. Fields

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 7:00pm
"I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep handy."
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Seth Hoffman

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 7:00pm
"Rules are just helpful guidelines for stupid people who can't make up their own minds."
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Eddie Izzard

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 7:00pm
"If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well. Trouble is, it's difficult to say 'Heimlich maneuver' when you're choking to death."
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Frank Lloyd Wright

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 7:00pm
"Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles."
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Erica Jong

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 7:00pm
"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't."
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Gerald R. Ford

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 7:00pm
"Things are more like they are now than they have ever been."
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H. L. Mencken

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 7:00pm
"Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable."
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Charles Baudelaire

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 7:00pm
"It is by universal misunderstanding that all agree. For if, by ill luck, people understood each other, they would never agree."
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W. Somerset Maugham

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 7:00pm
"Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it."
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Gregory Thomas Garcia, Elijah Aron, Jordan Young

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 7:00pm
"They wouldn't call it falling in love if you didn't get hurt sometimes, but you just pick yourself up and move on."
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Malcolm Forbes

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 7:00pm
"It's so much easier to suggest solutions when you don't know too much about the problem."
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Franklin P. Jones

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 7:00pm
"Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger."
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Oscar Wilde

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 7:00pm
"It is a very sad thing that nowadays there is so little useless information."
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Henny Youngman

Thu, 08/28/2014 - 7:00pm
"I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays."
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Frederick Locker-Lampson

Thu, 08/28/2014 - 7:00pm
"The world's as ugly as sin, and almost as delightful"
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Adrian Mitchell

Thu, 08/28/2014 - 7:00pm
"Most people ignore most poetry / because / most poetry ignores most people."
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Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet

Thu, 08/28/2014 - 7:00pm
"Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them."
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