Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Douglas Adams

Mon, 02/08/2016 - 6:00pm
"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes."
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W. H. Auden

Mon, 02/08/2016 - 6:00pm
"Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh."
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Gore Vidal

Mon, 02/08/2016 - 6:00pm
"Never have children, only grandchildren."
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M. C. Escher

Mon, 02/08/2016 - 6:00pm
"He who wonders discovers that this in itself is wonder."
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George Bernard Shaw

Sun, 02/07/2016 - 6:00pm
"There are no secrets better kept than the secrets that everybody guesses."
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Oscar Wilde

Sun, 02/07/2016 - 6:00pm
"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much."
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George Burns

Sun, 02/07/2016 - 6:00pm
"I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the last one left."
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George Carlin

Sun, 02/07/2016 - 6:00pm
"Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?"
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Michael Fry and T. Lewis

Sat, 02/06/2016 - 6:00pm
"The more things change, the more they remain... insane."
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Ernest Rutherford

Sat, 02/06/2016 - 6:00pm
"All science is either physics or stamp collecting."
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Carrie Fisher

Sat, 02/06/2016 - 6:00pm
"Instant gratification takes too long."
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Charles Luckman

Sat, 02/06/2016 - 6:00pm
"The trouble with America is that there are far too many wide-open spaces surrounded by teeth."
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William Shakespeare

Fri, 02/05/2016 - 6:00pm
"How my achievements mock me!"
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Susan Ertz

Fri, 02/05/2016 - 6:00pm
"He talked with more claret than clarity."
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Mark Twain

Fri, 02/05/2016 - 6:00pm
"I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don't know."
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Lord Brabazon

Fri, 02/05/2016 - 6:00pm
"I take the view, and always have, that if you cannot say what you are going to say in twenty minutes you ought to go away and write a book about it."
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Ellen DeGeneres

Thu, 02/04/2016 - 6:00pm
"What you look like on the outside is not what makes you cool at all. I mean, I had a mullet and wore parachute pants for a long, long time, and I'm doin' okay."
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Richard Brinsley Sheridan

Thu, 02/04/2016 - 6:00pm
"He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts."
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Johnny Carson

Thu, 02/04/2016 - 6:00pm
"Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair."
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Max Frisch

Thu, 02/04/2016 - 6:00pm
"Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it."
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