Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Wed, 05/04/2016 - 7:00pm
"The secret of eternal youth is arrested development."
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Jerome K. Jerome

Wed, 05/04/2016 - 7:00pm
"I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours."
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Vince Lombardi

Wed, 05/04/2016 - 7:00pm
"If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm."
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George Wald

Wed, 05/04/2016 - 7:00pm
"A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms."
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John Gunther

Tue, 05/03/2016 - 7:00pm
"Count Hermann Keyserling once said truly that the greatest American superstition was belief in facts."
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Peter Ustinov

Tue, 05/03/2016 - 7:00pm
"If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of an expert saying it can't be done."
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Suzanne Necker

Tue, 05/03/2016 - 7:00pm
"Fortune does not change men, it unmasks them."
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Doctor Who

Tue, 05/03/2016 - 7:00pm
"There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes."
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Kevin Rose

Mon, 05/02/2016 - 7:00pm
"I don't care what it is, when it has an LCD screen, it makes it better."
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H. L. Mencken

Mon, 05/02/2016 - 7:00pm
"Any man who afflicts the human race with ideas must be prepared to see them misunderstood."
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Tom Stoppard

Mon, 05/02/2016 - 7:00pm
"I agree with everything you say, but I would attack to the death your right to say it."
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Dame Rose Macaulay

Mon, 05/02/2016 - 7:00pm
"It is a common delusion that you make things better by talking about them."
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Devin J. Monroe

Sun, 05/01/2016 - 7:00pm
"If at first you don't succeed try, try again. If you fail even after these attempts, perhaps your just stupid."
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G. K. Chesterton

Sun, 05/01/2016 - 7:00pm
"Art, like morality, consists of drawing the line somewhere."
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Edgar Watson Howe

Sun, 05/01/2016 - 7:00pm
"Americans detest all lies except lies spoken in public or printed lies."
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Andy Gibb

Sun, 05/01/2016 - 7:00pm
"Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk."
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Gregory Thomas Garcia, Alan Kirschenbaum

Sat, 04/30/2016 - 7:00pm
"Babies are cool, until you've done everything to do with 'em and you get bored. That's why T.V. shows about babies don't last more than a year."
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Albert Einstein

Sat, 04/30/2016 - 7:00pm
"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."
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Frank Leahy

Sat, 04/30/2016 - 7:00pm
"Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity."
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Ronnie Shakes

Sat, 04/30/2016 - 7:00pm
"I like life. It's something to do."
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