Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Brooke McEldowney

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 7:00pm
"Love can be sordid only if you work at it."
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Ellen DeGeneres

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 7:00pm
"Procrastination isn't the problem, it's the solution. So procrastinate now, don't put it off."
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Harold Wilson

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 7:00pm
"Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."
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Alexander Pope

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 7:00pm
"Some people will never learn anything because they understand everything too soon."
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David Frost

Mon, 07/27/2015 - 7:00pm
"He's turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he's miserable and depressed."
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Robertson Davies

Mon, 07/27/2015 - 7:00pm
"Happiness is always a by-product. It is probably a matter of temperament, and for anything I know it may be glandular. But it is not something that can be demanded from life, and if you are not happy you had better stop worrying about it and see what treasures you can pluck from your own brand of unhappiness."
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Laurence J. Peter

Mon, 07/27/2015 - 7:00pm
"If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?"
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Andy Rooney

Mon, 07/27/2015 - 7:00pm
"Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done."
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William Shakespeare

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 7:00pm
"What's done cannot be undone."
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Seneca

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 7:00pm
"I shall never be ashamed of citing a bad author if the line is good."
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Ray Bradbury

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 7:00pm
"You have to know how to accept rejection and reject acceptance."
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Richard Lewis

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 7:00pm
"I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back."
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Benjamin Franklin

Sat, 07/25/2015 - 7:00pm
"But in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes."
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Friedrich Nietzsche

Sat, 07/25/2015 - 7:00pm
"It is nobler to declare oneself wrong than to insist on being right - especially when one is right."
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Robert Benchley

Sat, 07/25/2015 - 7:00pm
"Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment."
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Sir Winston Churchill

Sat, 07/25/2015 - 7:00pm
"It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried."
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Oscar Levant

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 7:00pm
"What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left."
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Ambrose Bierce

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 7:00pm
"The covers of this book are too far apart."
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Mark Twain

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 7:00pm
"The man who doesn't read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them."
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King Farouk of Egypt

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 7:00pm
"The whole world is in revolt. Soon there will be only five Kings left--the King of England, the King of Spades, The King of Clubs, the King of Hearts, and the King of Diamonds."
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