Quotes of the Day
Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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"There are some that only employ words for the purpose of disguising their thoughts."
"If you live long enough, the venerability factor creeps in; first, you get accused of things you never did, and later, credited for virtues you never had."
"In archaeology you uncover the unknown. In diplomacy you cover the known."
"I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me they are wonderful things for other people to go on."
"I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world."
"When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it."
"More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly."
"Decisions are made by people who have time, not people who have talent."
"People need to be reminded more often than they need to be instructed."
"People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children."
"The test for whether or not you can hold a job should not be the arrangement of your chromosomes."
"Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature."
"Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious."
"When dealing with the insane, the best method is to pretend to be sane."