Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Paula Poundstone

Sat, 05/16/2015 - 7:00pm
"The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling."
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Logan Pearsall Smith

Sat, 05/16/2015 - 7:00pm
"It is the wretchedness of being rich that you have to live with rich people."
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Alfred A. Knopf

Sat, 05/16/2015 - 7:00pm
"An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible."
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Eugene McCarthy

Sat, 05/16/2015 - 7:00pm
"The only thing that saves us from the bureaucracy is inefficiency. An efficient bureaucracy is the greatest threat to liberty."
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George Carlin

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 7:00pm
"Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong."
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William James

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 7:00pm
"As a rule we disbelieve all the facts and theories for which we have no use."
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John Cleese

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 7:00pm
"I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me."
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Robert Frost

Fri, 05/15/2015 - 7:00pm
"A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer."
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Rodney Dangerfield

Thu, 05/14/2015 - 7:00pm
"A girl phoned me the other day and said "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home."
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George Jean Nathan

Thu, 05/14/2015 - 7:00pm
"Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles."
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Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Thu, 05/14/2015 - 7:00pm
"Nothing is more conducive to peace of mind than not having any opinions at all."
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Bobby Knight

Thu, 05/14/2015 - 7:00pm
"All of us learn to write in the second grade. Most of us go on to greater things."
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Craig Newmark

Wed, 05/13/2015 - 7:00pm
"I look at what the phone company does and do the opposite."
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George C. Marshall

Wed, 05/13/2015 - 7:00pm
"If man does find the solution for world peace it will be the most revolutionary reversal of his record we have ever known."
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Harry Shearer

Wed, 05/13/2015 - 7:00pm
"If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?"
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Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Wed, 05/13/2015 - 7:00pm
"The case has, in some respects, been not entirely devoid of interest."
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Herman Melville

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 7:00pm
"Of all the preposterous assumptions of humanity over humanity, nothing exceeds most of the criticisms made on the habits of the poor by the well-housed, well-warmed, and well-fed."
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Michel de Montaigne

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 7:00pm
"Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it."
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James Magary

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 7:00pm
"Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up."
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James Thurber

Tue, 05/12/2015 - 7:00pm
"Her own mother lived the latter years of her life in the horrible suspicion that electricity was dripping invisibly all over the house."
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