Quotes of the Day
Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
Updated: 9 hours 25 min ago
"The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible."
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
"It's hard to take over the world when you sleep 20 hours a day."
"The whole secret of life is to be interested in one thing profoundly and in a thousand things well."
"Get the facts, or the facts will get you. And when you get them, get them right, or they will get you wrong."
"The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd; indeed in view of the silliness of the majority of mankind, a widespread belief is more likely to be foolish than sensible."
"Everyone's a hero in their own way, in their own not that heroic way."
"The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools."
"Humility is the embarrassment you feel when you tell people how wonderful you are."
"The public will believe anything, so long as it is not founded on truth."
"When the politicians complain that TV turns the proceedings into a circus, it should be made clear that the circus was already there, and that TV has merely demonstrated that not all the performers are well trained."
"California is a fine place to live--if you happen to be an orange."
"I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph."
"I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious."
"If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail."
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."