Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Voltaire

Wed, 07/01/2015 - 7:00pm
"It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets."
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Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Wed, 07/01/2015 - 7:00pm
"Gratitude is merely the secret hope of further favors."
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Nathaniel Borenstein

Wed, 07/01/2015 - 7:00pm
"The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents."
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Jef Raskin

Wed, 07/01/2015 - 7:00pm
"Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining."
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Sally Kempton

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 7:00pm
"I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist."
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Louis L'Amour

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 7:00pm
"Nobody got anywhere in the world by simply being content."
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Fletcher Knebel

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 7:00pm
"Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics."
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Dorothy Parker

Tue, 06/30/2015 - 7:00pm
"Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song,/ A medley of extemporanea; /And love is a thing that can never go wrong; /And I am Marie of Romania."
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Thomas Jefferson

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 7:00pm
"I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it."
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Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 7:00pm
"Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognizes genius."
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Harry S Truman

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 7:00pm
"I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it."
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H. P. Lovecraft

Mon, 06/29/2015 - 7:00pm
"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents."
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Scott Adams

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 7:00pm
"If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?"
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Quentin Crisp

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 7:00pm
"To know all is not to forgive all. It is to despise everybody."
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Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 7:00pm
"If someone wants a sheep, then that means that he exists."
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Abraham Lincoln

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 7:00pm
"If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?"
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Kurt Vonnegut

Sat, 06/27/2015 - 7:00pm
"We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be."
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Lois McMaster Bujold

Sat, 06/27/2015 - 7:00pm
"The will to be stupid is a very powerful force, but there are always alternatives."
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Nancy Astor

Sat, 06/27/2015 - 7:00pm
"The only thing I like about rich people is their money."
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Saki

Sat, 06/27/2015 - 7:00pm
"Addresses are given to us to conceal our whereabouts."
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