Quotes of the Day
Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
Updated: 9 hours 4 min ago
"When I do good, I feel good; when I do bad, I feel bad, and that is my religion."
"It is by universal misunderstanding that all agree. For if, by ill luck, people understood each other, they would never agree."
"The best defense against the atom bomb is not to be there when it goes off."
"O, what may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!"
"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody."
"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man."
"There is no passion like that of a functionary for his function."
"If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners."
"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change."
"A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad measures."
"Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation."
"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else."
"Excess on occasion is exhilarating. It prevents moderation from acquiring the deadening effect of a habit."
"My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them."
"Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do."
"A child becomes an adult when he realizes that he has a right not only to be right but also to be wrong."