Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Jules Renard

Thu, 02/26/2015 - 6:00pm
"Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money."
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A. J. Liebling

Thu, 02/26/2015 - 6:00pm
"Freedom of the press is limited to those who own one."
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P. J. O'Rourke

Thu, 02/26/2015 - 6:00pm
"Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is."
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Blaise Pascal

Thu, 02/26/2015 - 6:00pm
"I have discovered that all human evil comes from this, man's being unable to sit still in a room."
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Oscar Wilde

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 6:00pm
"There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating: people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing."
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Dame Edna Everage

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 6:00pm
"Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century."
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Voltaire

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 6:00pm
"Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly."
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Russell Green

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 6:00pm
"The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth that it prevents you from achieving."
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Ursula K. LeGuin

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 6:00pm
"The only thing that makes life possible is permanent, intolerable uncertainty; not knowing what comes next."
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Jimmy Buffett

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 6:00pm
"We are the people our parents warned us about."
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Jackie Mason

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 6:00pm
"I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something."
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George Bernard Shaw

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 6:00pm
"He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches."
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William James

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 6:00pm
"A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices."
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Samuel Goldwyn

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 6:00pm
"You've got to take the bitter with the sour."
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H. H. Williams

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 6:00pm
"Furious activity is no substitute for understanding."
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Walt Disney

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 6:00pm
"I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I've ever known."
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Robert Zend

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 6:00pm
"There are too many people, and too few human beings."
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Mark Twain

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 6:00pm
"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."
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Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 6:00pm
"Gratitude is merely the secret hope of further favors."
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Ernest Haskins

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 6:00pm
"Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have."
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