Quotes of the Day
Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
Updated: 11 hours 29 min ago
"The thing I hate about an argument is that it always interrupts a discussion."
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."
"I'm not sure I want popular opinion on my side -- I've noticed those with the most opinions often have the fewest facts."
"I would rather be a coward than brave because people hurt you when you are brave."
"If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?"
"There is always a well-known solution to every human problem--neat, plausible, and wrong."
"The meal is not over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate myself."
"Any word you have to hunt for in a thesaurus is the wrong word. There are no exceptions to this rule."
"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read."
"People who have no weaknesses are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them."
"You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart."
"An opinion should be the result of thought, not a substitute for it."
"It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."