Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Malcolm Forbes

Sun, 08/21/2016 - 7:00pm
"It's so much easier to suggest solutions when you don't know too much about the problem."
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Noel Coward

Sun, 08/21/2016 - 7:00pm
"I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me."
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Wilson Mizner

Sun, 08/21/2016 - 7:00pm
"Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up."
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Maureen Murphy

Sun, 08/21/2016 - 7:00pm
"The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble to put makeup on two faces."
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Jules Renard

Sat, 08/20/2016 - 7:00pm
"Failure is not the only punishment for laziness; there is also the success of others."
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Gail Godwin

Sat, 08/20/2016 - 7:00pm
"Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater."
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Father Larry Lorenzoni

Sat, 08/20/2016 - 7:00pm
"The average person thinks he isn't."
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Galileo Galilei

Sat, 08/20/2016 - 7:00pm
"I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him."
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G. K. Chesterton

Fri, 08/19/2016 - 7:00pm
"Beware of no man more than yourself; we carry our worst enemies within us."
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Franklin D. Roosevelt

Fri, 08/19/2016 - 7:00pm
"A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned to walk forward."
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Anonymous

Fri, 08/19/2016 - 7:00pm
"Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is old enough to know better."
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Kin Hubbard

Fri, 08/19/2016 - 7:00pm
"Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men."
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Mark Twain

Thu, 08/18/2016 - 7:00pm
"The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money."
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George Orwell

Thu, 08/18/2016 - 7:00pm
"Every generation imagines itself to be more intelligent than the one that went before it, and wiser than the one that comes after it."
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Douglas Adams

Thu, 08/18/2016 - 7:00pm
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
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David Letterman

Thu, 08/18/2016 - 7:00pm
"Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving."
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P. G. Wodehouse

Wed, 08/17/2016 - 7:00pm
"At the age of eleven or thereabouts women acquire a poise and an ability to handle difficult situations which a man, if he is lucky, manages to achieve somewhere in the later seventies."
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H. L. Mencken

Wed, 08/17/2016 - 7:00pm
"All successful newspapers are ceaselessly querulous and bellicose. They never defend anyone or anything if they can help it; if the job is forced on them, they tackle it by denouncing someone or something else."
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Seneca

Wed, 08/17/2016 - 7:00pm
"I shall never be ashamed of citing a bad author if the line is good."
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Russel Lynes

Wed, 08/17/2016 - 7:00pm
"Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it."
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