Quotes of the Day
Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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"Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money."
"Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is."
"I have discovered that all human evil comes from this, man's being unable to sit still in a room."
"There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating: people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing."
"Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century."
"The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth that it prevents you from achieving."
"The only thing that makes life possible is permanent, intolerable uncertainty; not knowing what comes next."
"I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something."
"A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices."
"Gratitude is merely the secret hope of further favors."
"Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have."