Quotes of the Day
Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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"A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices."
"The only reason for being a professional writer is that you can't help it."
"Everyone's a hero in their own way, in their own not that heroic way."
"You need only reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the struggle for independence."
"I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'"
"Two paradoxes are better than one; they may even suggest a solution."
"Thirty-five is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained thirty-five for years."
"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."
"There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval."
"The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill."
"It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous."
"Never give a party if you will be the most interesting person there."
"We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics."
"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."
"After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say "I want to see the manager.""