Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Will Rogers

Thu, 07/21/2016 - 7:00pm
"That's the trouble with a politician's life-somebody is always interrupting it with an election."
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Albert Einstein

Thu, 07/21/2016 - 7:00pm
"Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater."
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Abraham Lincoln

Thu, 07/21/2016 - 7:00pm
"Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally."
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Edgard Varese

Thu, 07/21/2016 - 7:00pm
"Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes."
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Sir Winston Churchill

Wed, 07/20/2016 - 7:00pm
"There are a terrible lot of lies going around the world, and the worst of it is half of them are true."
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Richard Feynman

Wed, 07/20/2016 - 7:00pm
"Physicists like to think that all you have to do is say, these are the conditions, now what happens next?"
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Robert W. Sarnoff

Wed, 07/20/2016 - 7:00pm
"Finance is the art of passing money from hand to hand until it finally disappears."
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James Thurber

Wed, 07/20/2016 - 7:00pm
"There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else."
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Louis C. K.

Tue, 07/19/2016 - 7:00pm
"The only road to good shows is bad ones. Just go start having a bad time, and if you don't give up, you will get better."
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George Jackson

Tue, 07/19/2016 - 7:00pm
"Patience has its limits. Take it too far, and it's cowardice."
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Charles M. Schulz

Tue, 07/19/2016 - 7:00pm
"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?"/ Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night.""
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Elvis Presley

Tue, 07/19/2016 - 7:00pm
"I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to."
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Bertrand Russell

Mon, 07/18/2016 - 7:00pm
"Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness."
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Russell Baker

Mon, 07/18/2016 - 7:00pm
"Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things."
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Douglas Adams

Mon, 07/18/2016 - 7:00pm
"Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast."
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Voltaire

Mon, 07/18/2016 - 7:00pm
"It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong."
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Elbert Hubbard

Sun, 07/17/2016 - 7:00pm
"No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one."
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Lenny Bruce

Sun, 07/17/2016 - 7:00pm
"Communism is like one big phone company."
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John Maynard Keynes

Sun, 07/17/2016 - 7:00pm
"The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that carries any reward."
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James Branch Cabell

Sun, 07/17/2016 - 7:00pm
"The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true."
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