Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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David M. Ogilvy

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 6:00pm
"The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible."
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Voltaire

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 6:00pm
"The secret of being a bore is to tell everything."
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Thomas A. Edison

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 6:00pm
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
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Paul Fussell

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 6:00pm
"I find nothing more depressing than optimism."
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Darby Conley

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 6:00pm
"It's hard to take over the world when you sleep 20 hours a day."
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Horace Walpole

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 6:00pm
"The whole secret of life is to be interested in one thing profoundly and in a thousand things well."
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Dr. Thomas Fuller

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 6:00pm
"Get the facts, or the facts will get you. And when you get them, get them right, or they will get you wrong."
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Bertrand Russell

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 6:00pm
"The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd; indeed in view of the silliness of the majority of mankind, a widespread belief is more likely to be foolish than sensible."
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Joss Whedon, Zack Whedon, Maurissa Tancharoen, and Jed Whedon

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 6:00pm
"Everyone's a hero in their own way, in their own not that heroic way."
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Herbert Spencer

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 6:00pm
"The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools."
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Laurence J. Peter

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 6:00pm
"Humility is the embarrassment you feel when you tell people how wonderful you are."
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Edith Sitwell

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 6:00pm
"The public will believe anything, so long as it is not founded on truth."
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Edward R. Murrow

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 6:00pm
"When the politicians complain that TV turns the proceedings into a circus, it should be made clear that the circus was already there, and that TV has merely demonstrated that not all the performers are well trained."
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John Lehman

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 6:00pm
"Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat."
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Fred Allen

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 6:00pm
"California is a fine place to live--if you happen to be an orange."
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Shirley Temple

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 6:00pm
"I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph."
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Miguel de Cervantes

Sun, 01/18/2015 - 6:00pm
"Facts are the enemy of truth."
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David Letterman

Sun, 01/18/2015 - 6:00pm
"I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious."
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Abraham Maslow

Sun, 01/18/2015 - 6:00pm
"If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail."
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Albert Einstein

Sun, 01/18/2015 - 6:00pm
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
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