Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Voltaire

Sat, 03/18/2017 - 7:00pm
"There are some that only employ words for the purpose of disguising their thoughts."
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I. F. Stone

Sat, 03/18/2017 - 7:00pm
"If you live long enough, the venerability factor creeps in; first, you get accused of things you never did, and later, credited for virtues you never had."
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Robert Half

Sat, 03/18/2017 - 7:00pm
"What happens when the future has come and gone?"
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Thomas Pickering

Sat, 03/18/2017 - 7:00pm
"In archaeology you uncover the unknown. In diplomacy you cover the known."
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Jean Kerr

Fri, 03/17/2017 - 7:00pm
"I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me they are wonderful things for other people to go on."
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Oscar Wilde

Fri, 03/17/2017 - 7:00pm
"I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world."
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Bernard Bailey

Fri, 03/17/2017 - 7:00pm
"When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it."
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Woody Allen

Fri, 03/17/2017 - 7:00pm
"More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly."
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Scott Adams

Thu, 03/16/2017 - 7:00pm
"Decisions are made by people who have time, not people who have talent."
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Samuel Johnson

Thu, 03/16/2017 - 7:00pm
"People need to be reminded more often than they need to be instructed."
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Bill Watterson

Thu, 03/16/2017 - 7:00pm
"People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children."
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Walt Disney

Thu, 03/16/2017 - 7:00pm
"I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I've ever known."
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William Shakespeare

Wed, 03/15/2017 - 7:00pm
"Virtue is choked with foul ambition."
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Bella Abzug

Wed, 03/15/2017 - 7:00pm
"The test for whether or not you can hold a job should not be the arrangement of your chromosomes."
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Laurence J. Peter

Wed, 03/15/2017 - 7:00pm
"In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular."
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Tom Robbins

Wed, 03/15/2017 - 7:00pm
"Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature."
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Benjamin Disraeli

Tue, 03/14/2017 - 7:00pm
"How much easier it is to be critical than to be correct."
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Brendan Gill

Tue, 03/14/2017 - 7:00pm
"Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious."
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Hermann Hesse

Tue, 03/14/2017 - 7:00pm
"When dealing with the insane, the best method is to pretend to be sane."
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Gore Vidal

Tue, 03/14/2017 - 7:00pm
"It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail."
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