Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Abraham Lincoln

Thu, 06/23/2016 - 7:00pm
"When I do good, I feel good; when I do bad, I feel bad, and that is my religion."
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Charles Baudelaire

Thu, 06/23/2016 - 7:00pm
"It is by universal misunderstanding that all agree. For if, by ill luck, people understood each other, they would never agree."
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R. D. Laing

Thu, 06/23/2016 - 7:00pm
"Life is a sexually transmitted disease."
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Anonymous

Thu, 06/23/2016 - 7:00pm
"The best defense against the atom bomb is not to be there when it goes off."
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William Shakespeare

Wed, 06/22/2016 - 7:00pm
"O, what may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!"
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Bill Cosby

Wed, 06/22/2016 - 7:00pm
"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody."
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Mark Twain

Wed, 06/22/2016 - 7:00pm
"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man."
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Roger Moore

Wed, 06/22/2016 - 7:00pm
"I enjoy being a highly overpaid actor."
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Georges Clemenceau

Tue, 06/21/2016 - 7:00pm
"There is no passion like that of a functionary for his function."
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Johnny Carson

Tue, 06/21/2016 - 7:00pm
"If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners."
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Dan Quayle

Tue, 06/21/2016 - 7:00pm
"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change."
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Harry S Truman

Tue, 06/21/2016 - 7:00pm
"If you cannot convince them, confuse them."
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Daniel Webster

Mon, 06/20/2016 - 7:00pm
"A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad measures."
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George Santayana

Mon, 06/20/2016 - 7:00pm
"Sanity is a madness put to good use."
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Henry Kissinger

Mon, 06/20/2016 - 7:00pm
"Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation."
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Will Rogers

Mon, 06/20/2016 - 7:00pm
"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else."
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W. Somerset Maugham

Sun, 06/19/2016 - 7:00pm
"Excess on occasion is exhilarating. It prevents moderation from acquiring the deadening effect of a habit."
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Penn Jillette

Sun, 06/19/2016 - 7:00pm
"My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them."
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Dale Carnegie

Sun, 06/19/2016 - 7:00pm
"Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do."
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Thomas Szasz

Sun, 06/19/2016 - 7:00pm
"A child becomes an adult when he realizes that he has a right not only to be right but also to be wrong."
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