Quotes of the Day
Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
Updated: 4 hours 14 min ago
"Advice to writers: Sometimes you just have to stop writing. Even before you begin."
"Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some smaller countries are neutral."
"I have suffered a great deal from writers who have quoted this or that sentence of mine either out of its context or in juxtaposition to some incongruous matter which quite distorted my meaning , or destroyed it altogether."
"He played the king as if afraid someone else would play the ace."
"It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them."
"A committee can make a decision that is dumber than any of its members."
"A person is always startled when he hears himself seriously called an old man for the first time."
"If time flies when you're having fun, it hits the afterburners when you don't think you're having enough."
"I have discovered that all human evil comes from this, man's being unable to sit still in a room."
"A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores."
"They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum."
"Television enables you to be entertained in your home by people you wouldn't have in your home."