Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Stanislaw J. Lec

Sat, 09/13/2014 - 7:00pm
"Advice to writers: Sometimes you just have to stop writing. Even before you begin."
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Robert Orben

Sat, 09/13/2014 - 7:00pm
"Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some smaller countries are neutral."
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Alfred North Whitehead

Sat, 09/13/2014 - 7:00pm
"I have suffered a great deal from writers who have quoted this or that sentence of mine either out of its context or in juxtaposition to some incongruous matter which quite distorted my meaning , or destroyed it altogether."
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John Mason Brown

Sat, 09/13/2014 - 7:00pm
"He played the king as if afraid someone else would play the ace."
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Mae West

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 7:00pm
"I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it."
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Pablo Picasso

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 7:00pm
"Everything you can imagine is real."
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Pierre Beaumarchais

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 7:00pm
"It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them."
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Frank Zappa

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 7:00pm
"Art is making something out of nothing and selling it."
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David Coblitz

Thu, 09/11/2014 - 7:00pm
"A committee can make a decision that is dumber than any of its members."
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Malcolm Forbes

Thu, 09/11/2014 - 7:00pm
"Ability will never catch up with the demand for it."
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Frantz Fanon

Thu, 09/11/2014 - 7:00pm
"Fervor is the weapon of choice for the impotent."
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Oliver Wendell Holmes

Thu, 09/11/2014 - 7:00pm
"A person is always startled when he hears himself seriously called an old man for the first time."
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Jef Mallett

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 7:00pm
"If time flies when you're having fun, it hits the afterburners when you don't think you're having enough."
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Franklin P. Adams

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 7:00pm
"To err is human; to forgive, infrequent."
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Wilson Mizner

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 7:00pm
"God help those who do not help themselves."
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Blaise Pascal

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 7:00pm
"I have discovered that all human evil comes from this, man's being unable to sit still in a room."
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Terry Pratchett

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 7:00pm
"A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores."
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Tallulah Bankhead

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 7:00pm
"They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum."
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Voltaire

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 7:00pm
"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."
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David Frost

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 7:00pm
"Television enables you to be entertained in your home by people you wouldn't have in your home."
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