Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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John Scalzi

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 7:00pm
"My marriage had its ups and downs like anyone's, but when it came down to it, I knew it was solid. I miss that sort of security, and that sort of connection with someone."
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John Ruskin

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 7:00pm
"There is scarcely anything in the world that some man cannot make a little worse, and sell a little more cheaply. The person who buys on price alone is this man's lawful prey."
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Marlo Thomas

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 7:00pm
"Never face facts; if you do, you'll never get up in the morning."
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Louis Vermeil

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 7:00pm
"The prime purpose of eloquence is to keep other people from talking."
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Friedrich Nietzsche

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 7:00pm
"The visionary lies to himself, the liar only to others."
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Eric Hoffer

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 7:00pm
"We are more ready to try the untried when what we do is inconsequential. Hence the fact that many inventions had their birth as toys."
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James Madison

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 7:00pm
"If men were angels, no government would be necessary."
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Cyra McFadden

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 7:00pm
"I no longer prepare food or drink with more than one ingredient."
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Josh Billings

Sun, 08/24/2014 - 7:00pm
"About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgment."
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Stephen Vizinczey

Sun, 08/24/2014 - 7:00pm
"Strange as it seems, no amount of learning can cure stupidity, and higher education positively fortifies it."
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Charles Kuralt

Sun, 08/24/2014 - 7:00pm
"Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel from coast to coast without seeing anything."
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E. M. Forster

Sun, 08/24/2014 - 7:00pm
"I would rather be a coward than brave because people hurt you when you are brave."
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John F. Kennedy

Sat, 08/23/2014 - 7:00pm
"Mothers may still want their sons to grow up to be President, but according to a famous Gallup poll of some years ago, some 73 percent do not want them to become politicians in the process."
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Scott Adams

Sat, 08/23/2014 - 7:00pm
"Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant."
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Mark Twain

Sat, 08/23/2014 - 7:00pm
"In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination."
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Woodrow Wilson

Sat, 08/23/2014 - 7:00pm
"I not only use all the brains that I have, but all that I can borrow."
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George Bernard Shaw

Fri, 08/22/2014 - 7:00pm
"When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth."
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Tom Lehrer

Fri, 08/22/2014 - 7:00pm
"I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up."
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Alfred Hitchcock

Fri, 08/22/2014 - 7:00pm
"Drama is life with the dull bits cut out."
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Edgar Bergen

Fri, 08/22/2014 - 7:00pm
"Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy."
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