Quotes of the Day
Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
Updated: 1 hour 16 min ago
"Fallacies do not cease to be fallacies because they become fashions."
"The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter-he's got to just know."
"The only obligation to which in advance we may hold a novel, without incurring the accusation of being arbitrary, is that it be interesting."
"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later."
"I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?"
"What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of high living."
"Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head."
"The more things change, the more they remain... insane."
"The only thing to do with good advice is pass it on. It is never any use to oneself."
"For several years more I maintained public relations with the Almighty. But privately, I ceased to associate with him."
"Seeing ourselves as others see us would probably confirm our worst suspicions about them."
"Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but backwards and in high heels."
"Sometimes the mind, for reasons we don't necessarily understand, just decides to go to the store for a quart of milk."
"The universe may have a purpose, but nothing we know suggests that, if so, this purpose has any similarity to ours."
"Why shouldn't things be largely absurd, futile, and transitory? They are so, and we are so, and they and we go very well together."
"Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word 'safe' that I wasn't previously aware of."