Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Oscar Levant

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 7:00pm
"What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left."
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Ambrose Bierce

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 7:00pm
"The covers of this book are too far apart."
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Mark Twain

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 7:00pm
"The man who doesn't read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them."
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King Farouk of Egypt

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 7:00pm
"The whole world is in revolt. Soon there will be only five Kings left--the King of England, the King of Spades, The King of Clubs, the King of Hearts, and the King of Diamonds."
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John Cage

Thu, 07/23/2015 - 7:00pm
"I have nothing to say, and I am saying it, and that is poetry."
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Leonard Bernstein

Thu, 07/23/2015 - 7:00pm
"Inspiration is wonderful when it happens, but the writer must develop an approach for the rest of the time... The wait is simply too long."
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Eric Hoffer

Thu, 07/23/2015 - 7:00pm
"You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you."
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Herb Caen

Thu, 07/23/2015 - 7:00pm
"I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there."
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John Alejandro King

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 7:00pm
"If you're not scared or angry at the thought of a human brain being controlled remotely, then it could be this prototype of mine is finally starting to work."
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Charles Baudelaire

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 7:00pm
"The world only goes round by misunderstanding."
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Sir Francis Bacon

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 7:00pm
"A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds."
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Andre Malraux

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 7:00pm
"The greatest mystery is not that we have been flung at random between the profusion of matter and of the stars, but that within this prison we can draw from ourselves images powerful enough to deny our nothingness."
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Jeff Foxworthy

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 7:00pm
"The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house."
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Will Rogers

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 7:00pm
"The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself."
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Douglas Adams

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 7:00pm
"In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri."
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Simeon Strunsky

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 7:00pm
"Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly."
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Jacques Derrida

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 7:00pm
"To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend."
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H. L. Mencken

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 7:00pm
"Any man who afflicts the human race with ideas must be prepared to see them misunderstood."
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Robert Half

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 7:00pm
"Free advice is worth the price."
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Marvin Minsky

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 7:00pm
"Imagine what it would be like if TV actually were good. It would be the end of everything we know."
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