Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Nicholas Chamfort

Thu, 01/12/2017 - 6:00pm
"An economist is a surgeon with an excellent scalpel and a rough-edged lancet, who operates beautifully on the dead and tortures the living."
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Sydney Smith

Thu, 01/12/2017 - 6:00pm
"Have the courage to be ignorant of a great number of things, in order to avoid the calamity of being ignorant of everything."
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Samuel Goldwyn

Thu, 01/12/2017 - 6:00pm
"If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive."
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Unknown

Thu, 01/12/2017 - 6:00pm
"He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit."
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George Eliot

Wed, 01/11/2017 - 6:00pm
"Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact."
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Edmund Burke

Wed, 01/11/2017 - 6:00pm
"It is the nature of all greatness not to be exact."
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Albert Einstein

Wed, 01/11/2017 - 6:00pm
"You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat."
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Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

Wed, 01/11/2017 - 6:00pm
"Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke."
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Sir Winston Churchill

Tue, 01/10/2017 - 6:00pm
"From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put."
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Isaac Asimov

Tue, 01/10/2017 - 6:00pm
"Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest."
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John Maynard Keynes

Tue, 01/10/2017 - 6:00pm
"The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that carries any reward."
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Walter Goodman

Tue, 01/10/2017 - 6:00pm
"The idea of all-out nuclear war is unsettling."
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Ellen DeGeneres

Mon, 01/09/2017 - 6:00pm
"Procrastination isn't the problem, it's the solution. So procrastinate now, don't put it off."
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Thomas Szasz

Mon, 01/09/2017 - 6:00pm
"Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse."
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Michael Pritchard

Mon, 01/09/2017 - 6:00pm
"No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather."
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Bob Wells

Mon, 01/09/2017 - 6:00pm
"For every action there is an equal and opposite government program."
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Nikola Tesla

Sun, 01/08/2017 - 6:00pm
"Today's scientists have substituted mathematics for experiments, and they wander off through equation after equation, and eventually build a structure which has no relation to reality."
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Logan Pearsall Smith

Sun, 01/08/2017 - 6:00pm
"It is the wretchedness of being rich that you have to live with rich people."
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James M. Barrie

Sun, 01/08/2017 - 6:00pm
"Life is a long lesson in humility."
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Albert Camus

Sun, 01/08/2017 - 6:00pm
"Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question."
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