Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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William James

Thu, 02/16/2017 - 6:00pm
"A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices."
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Thomas Fuller

Thu, 02/16/2017 - 6:00pm
"Many would be cowards if they had courage enough."
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Friedrich Nietzsche

Thu, 02/16/2017 - 6:00pm
"In heaven all the interesting people are missing."
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Leo Rosten

Thu, 02/16/2017 - 6:00pm
"The only reason for being a professional writer is that you can't help it."
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Joss Whedon, Zack Whedon, Maurissa Tancharoen, and Jed Whedon

Wed, 02/15/2017 - 6:00pm
"Everyone's a hero in their own way, in their own not that heroic way."
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Charles Austin Beard

Wed, 02/15/2017 - 6:00pm
"You need only reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the struggle for independence."
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Jay Leno

Wed, 02/15/2017 - 6:00pm
"I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'"
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Edward Teller

Wed, 02/15/2017 - 6:00pm
"Two paradoxes are better than one; they may even suggest a solution."
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Oscar Wilde

Mon, 02/13/2017 - 6:00pm
"Thirty-five is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained thirty-five for years."
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Jack Handey

Mon, 02/13/2017 - 6:00pm
"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."
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Hob Broun

Mon, 02/13/2017 - 6:00pm
"Realism...has no more to do with reality than anything else."
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George Santayana

Mon, 02/13/2017 - 6:00pm
"There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval."
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Peter Ustinov

Sun, 02/12/2017 - 6:00pm
"The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill."
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Robert Benchley

Sun, 02/12/2017 - 6:00pm
"It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous."
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Alan Turing

Sun, 02/12/2017 - 6:00pm
"Machines take me by surprise with great frequency."
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Mickey Friedman

Sun, 02/12/2017 - 6:00pm
"Never give a party if you will be the most interesting person there."
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Bill Vaughan

Sat, 02/11/2017 - 6:00pm
"We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics."
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Herm Albright

Sat, 02/11/2017 - 6:00pm
"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."
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William S. Burroughs

Sat, 02/11/2017 - 6:00pm
"After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say "I want to see the manager.""
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Will Durant

Sat, 02/11/2017 - 6:00pm
"Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance."
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