Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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John Blake

Sun, 10/19/2014 - 7:00pm
"The world tolerates conceit from those who are successful, but not from anybody else."
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Alfred Hitchcock

Sun, 10/19/2014 - 7:00pm
"Television has done much for psychiatry by spreading information about it, as well as contributing to the need for it."
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Joey Adams

Sun, 10/19/2014 - 7:00pm
"A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing."
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Will Rogers

Sun, 10/19/2014 - 7:00pm
"The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best."
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Sophocles

Sat, 10/18/2014 - 7:00pm
"The keenest sorrow is to recognize ourselves as the sole cause of all our adversities."
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H. L. Mencken

Sat, 10/18/2014 - 7:00pm
"In the United States, doing good has come to be, like patriotism, a favorite device of persons with something to sell."
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Thomas H. Huxley

Sat, 10/18/2014 - 7:00pm
"Try to learn something about everything and everything about something."
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Tellis Frank

Sat, 10/18/2014 - 7:00pm
"The worst thing about Europe is that you can't go out in the middle of the night and get a Slurpee."
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Al Boliska

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 7:00pm
"Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight?"
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Henry David Thoreau

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 7:00pm
"A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone."
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Kin Hubbard

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 7:00pm
"Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people."
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Jean Giraudoux

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 7:00pm
"The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made."
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Richard Pryor

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 7:00pm
"I never met anybody who said when they were a kid, "I wanna grow up and be a critic.""
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Charles Lamb

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 7:00pm
"I am determined that my children shall be brought up in their father's religion, if they can find out what it is."
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Chinese Proverb

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 7:00pm
"He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever."
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Fred Allen

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 7:00pm
"Committee--a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done."
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Henry Stimson

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 7:00pm
"The only way to make a man trustworthy is to trust him."
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George Burns

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 7:00pm
"Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair."
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Elbert Hubbard

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 7:00pm
"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped."
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Anonymous

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 7:00pm
"The best defense against the atom bomb is not to be there when it goes off."
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