Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Leo Rosten

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 7:00pm
"Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty."
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Hermann Hesse

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 7:00pm
"If you hate a person, you hate something in him that is part of yourself. What isn't part of ourselves doesn't disturb us."
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Edwin P. Whipple

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 7:00pm
"An epigram often flashes light into regions where reason shines but dimly."
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John Kenneth Galbraith

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 7:00pm
"Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite."
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Charlotte Whitton

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 7:00pm
"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this is not difficult."
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Albert Einstein

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 7:00pm
"My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind."
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Stephen Leacock

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 7:00pm
"Newspapermen learn to call a murderer 'an alleged murderer' and the King of England 'the alleged King of England' to avoid libel suits."
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W. C. Fields

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 7:00pm
"Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people."
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Paul Valery

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 7:00pm
"A poem is never finished, only abandoned."
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Isaac Asimov

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 7:00pm
"Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right."
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Will Durst

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 7:00pm
"I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is."
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George Bernard Shaw

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 7:00pm
"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it."
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Dick Cavett

Sat, 09/20/2014 - 7:00pm
"There�s so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?"
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Don Delillo

Sat, 09/20/2014 - 7:00pm
"We seem to believe it is possible to ward off death by following rules of good grooming."
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Marie Ebner von Eschenbach

Sat, 09/20/2014 - 7:00pm
"We are so vain that we even care for the opinion of those we don't care for."
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David Smith

Sat, 09/20/2014 - 7:00pm
"In this business you either sink or swim or you don't."
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Thomas Sowell

Fri, 09/19/2014 - 7:00pm
"There are only two ways of telling the complete truth--anonymously and posthumously."
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Dorothy Nevill

Fri, 09/19/2014 - 7:00pm
"The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right place but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment."
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From "Taxi"

Fri, 09/19/2014 - 7:00pm
"The great thing about television is that if something important happens anywhere in the world, day or night, you can always change the channel."
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Oscar Wilde

Fri, 09/19/2014 - 7:00pm
"Biography lends to death a new terror."
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