Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Kurt Vonnegut

Sun, 12/14/2014 - 6:00pm
"Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance."
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Peter Borden

Sun, 12/14/2014 - 6:00pm
"Most advances in science come when a person for one reason or another is forced to change fields."
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Sir Winston Churchill

Sun, 12/14/2014 - 6:00pm
"When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my own country. I make up for lost time when I come home."
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Charles Caleb Colton

Sun, 12/14/2014 - 6:00pm
"Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than the wisest man can answer."
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Brooks Atkinson

Sat, 12/13/2014 - 6:00pm
"The perfect bureaucrat everywhere is the man who manages to make no decisions and escape all responsibility."
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Bertrand Russell

Sat, 12/13/2014 - 6:00pm
"The greatest challenge to any thinker is stating the problem in a way that will allow a solution."
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Arthur Brisbane

Sat, 12/13/2014 - 6:00pm
"A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling."
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Sir Thomas Beecham

Sat, 12/13/2014 - 6:00pm
"Brass bands are all very well in their place - outdoors and several miles away."
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Herbert Hoover

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 6:00pm
"About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends."
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Rita Rudner

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 6:00pm
"Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before."
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Judith Martin

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 6:00pm
"It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help."
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Ralph Hodgson

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 6:00pm
"Some things have to be believed to be seen."
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Ernest Hemingway

Thu, 12/11/2014 - 6:00pm
"That is the greatest fallacy, the wisdom of old men. They do not grow wise. They grow careful."
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Calvin Coolidge

Thu, 12/11/2014 - 6:00pm
"Never go out to meet trouble. If you will just sit still, nine cases out of ten someone will intercept it before it reaches you."
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Sir Francis Bacon

Thu, 12/11/2014 - 6:00pm
"There is no excellent beauty that hath not some strangeness in the proportion."
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Tallulah Bankhead

Thu, 12/11/2014 - 6:00pm
"It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time."
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Sydney J. Harris

Wed, 12/10/2014 - 6:00pm
"The time to relax is when you don't have time for it."
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Mark Twain

Wed, 12/10/2014 - 6:00pm
"It was enough to make a body ashamed of the human race."
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Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Wed, 12/10/2014 - 6:00pm
"We always like those who admire us; we do not always like those whom we admire."
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Samuel McChord Crothers

Wed, 12/10/2014 - 6:00pm
"Try as hard as we may for perfection, the net result of our labors is an amazing variety of imperfectness. We are surprised at our own versatility in being able to fail in so many different ways."
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