Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Sir Arthur Eddington

Fri, 06/17/2016 - 7:00pm
"Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine."
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Bill Watterson

Fri, 06/17/2016 - 7:00pm
"Careful. We don't want to learn from this."
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Logan Pearsall Smith

Fri, 06/17/2016 - 7:00pm
"It is the wretchedness of being rich that you have to live with rich people."
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William Goldman

Fri, 06/17/2016 - 7:00pm
"Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all."
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Socrates

Thu, 06/16/2016 - 7:00pm
"By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."
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Ralph Waldo Emerson

Thu, 06/16/2016 - 7:00pm
"The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization."
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Hermann Hesse

Thu, 06/16/2016 - 7:00pm
"Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke."
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Irv Kupcinet

Thu, 06/16/2016 - 7:00pm
"What can you say about a society that says that God is dead and Elvis is alive?"
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E. B. White

Wed, 06/15/2016 - 7:00pm
"I get up every morning determined to both change the world and have one hell of a good time. Sometimes this makes planning my day difficult."
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Charles M. Schulz

Wed, 06/15/2016 - 7:00pm
"Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement."
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George Bernard Shaw

Wed, 06/15/2016 - 7:00pm
"A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul."
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Robert Benchley

Wed, 06/15/2016 - 7:00pm
"Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing."
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Willis Player

Tue, 06/14/2016 - 7:00pm
"A liberal is a person whose interests aren't at stake at the moment."
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Doug Larson

Tue, 06/14/2016 - 7:00pm
"What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of high living."
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Edmond de Goncourt

Tue, 06/14/2016 - 7:00pm
"A painting in a museum hears more ridiculous opinions than anything else in the world."
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Carl Sagan

Tue, 06/14/2016 - 7:00pm
"It is of interest to note that while some dolphins are reported to have learned English -- up to fifty words used in correct context -- no human being has been reported to have learned dolphinese."
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