Quotes of the Day
Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
Updated: 7 hours 16 min ago
"What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?"
"Man is ready to die for an idea, provided that idea is not quite clear to him."
"I believe that a scientist looking at nonscientific problems is just as dumb as the next guy."
"This is the devilish thing about foreign affairs: they are foreign and will not always conform to our whim."
"Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it."
"There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness."
"If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate."
"I think that I shall never see / a billboard lovely as a tree. / Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, / I'll never see a tree at all."
"What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds."
"It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers."
"Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy."