Quotes of the Day
Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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"There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good."
"Perpetual devotion to what a man calls his business, is only to be sustained by perpetual neglect of many other things."
"I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am."
"History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon."
"A fact is a simple statement that everyone believes. It is innocent, unless found guilty. A hypothesis is a novel suggestion that no one wants to believe. It is guilty, until found effective."
"Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives."
"Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people."
"Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward."
"The most perfidious way of harming a cause consists of defending it deliberately with faulty arguments."
"Appreciation is a wonderful thing: It makes what is excellent in others belong to us as well."
"How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese?"