Quotes of the Day
Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
Updated: 6 hours 8 min ago
"In America, through pressure of conformity, there is freedom of choice, but nothing to choose from."
"A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure."
"Whenever you hear the consensus of scientists agrees on something or other, reach for your wallet, because you're being had."
"We live in a Newtonian world of Einsteinian physics ruled by Frankenstein logic."
"Thought is only a flash between two long nights, but this flash is everything."
"I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on."
"O, what may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!"
"Happiness is not achieved by the conscious pursuit of happiness; it is generally the by-product of other activities."
"Rogues are preferable to imbeciles because they sometimes take a rest."
"Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind."
"Being a woman is a terribly difficult task since it consists principally in dealing with men."
"There is no moral precept that does not have something inconvenient about it."
"Technology is dominated by two types of people: those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand."
"Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing."