Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Mickey Mantle

Tue, 04/19/2016 - 7:00pm
"If I knew I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself."
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Henry Fielding

Tue, 04/19/2016 - 7:00pm
"A newspaper consists of just the same number of words, whether there be any news in it or not."
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Jane Wagner

Tue, 04/19/2016 - 7:00pm
"Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself."
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G. K. Chesterton

Tue, 04/19/2016 - 7:00pm
"Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist."
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Marvin Minsky

Mon, 04/18/2016 - 7:00pm
"You don't understand anything until you learn it more than one way."
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David Sedaris

Mon, 04/18/2016 - 7:00pm
"Writing gives you the illusion of control, and then you realize it's just an illusion, that people are going to bring their own stuff into it."
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Carl Jung

Mon, 04/18/2016 - 7:00pm
"Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves."
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Joseph Heller

Mon, 04/18/2016 - 7:00pm
"Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them."
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