Quotes of the Day
Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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"The two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who is threatened by change."
"Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder."
"It is always the best policy to speak the truth--unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar."
"I don't like composers who think. It gets in the way of their plagiarism."
"I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it."
"I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones."
"You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred."
"Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before... He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way."
"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change."
"I am against using death as a punishment. I am also against using it as a reward."
"He can compress the most words into the smallest ideas of any man I ever met."
"Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men; although he was twice married, it never occurred to him to verify this statement by examining his wives' mouths."