Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Aldous Huxley

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 6:00pm
"An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex."
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Hodding Carter

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 6:00pm
"Television news is like a lightning flash. It makes a loud noise, lights up everything around it, leaves everything else in darkness and then is suddenly gone."
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Friedrich Nietzsche

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 6:00pm
"Only sick music makes money today."
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Anonymous

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 6:00pm
"God is not dead but alive and well and working on a much less ambitious project."
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Robert Frost

Thu, 02/19/2015 - 6:00pm
"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I--/ I took the one less traveled by, / And that has made all the difference."
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Stephen Jay Gould

Thu, 02/19/2015 - 6:00pm
"The most important scientific revolutions all include, as their only common feature, the dethronement of human arrogance from one pedestal after another of previous convictions about our centrality in the cosmos."
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Don Marquis

Thu, 02/19/2015 - 6:00pm
"The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race."
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Dick Gregory

Thu, 02/19/2015 - 6:00pm
"I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark."
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Garrison Keillor

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 6:00pm
"They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days."
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Douglas Adams

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 6:00pm
"Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space."
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Franklin D. Roosevelt

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 6:00pm
"It is fun to be in the same decade with you."
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Grabel's Law

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 6:00pm
"2 is not equal to 3, not even for large values of 2."
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