Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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David Coblitz

Mon, 09/19/2016 - 7:00pm
"A committee can make a decision that is dumber than any of its members."
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Isaac Newton

Mon, 09/19/2016 - 7:00pm
"Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy."
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Robert Bakker

Mon, 09/19/2016 - 7:00pm
"I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS."
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Dick Cavett

Mon, 09/19/2016 - 7:00pm
"It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear."
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Thorstein Veblen

Sun, 09/18/2016 - 7:00pm
"Invention is the mother of necessity."
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Spike Milligan

Sun, 09/18/2016 - 7:00pm
"Money can't buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy."
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Laurence J. Peter

Sun, 09/18/2016 - 7:00pm
"Speak when you are angry--and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret."
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Totie Fields

Sun, 09/18/2016 - 7:00pm
"I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks."
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Evan Esar

Sat, 09/17/2016 - 7:00pm
"Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose."
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Friedrich Nietzsche

Sat, 09/17/2016 - 7:00pm
"In heaven all the interesting people are missing."
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Woody Allen

Sat, 09/17/2016 - 7:00pm
"I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland."
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Sir Winston Churchill

Sat, 09/17/2016 - 7:00pm
"It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried."
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