Quotes of the Day
Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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"Today's scientists have substituted mathematics for experiments, and they wander off through equation after equation, and eventually build a structure which has no relation to reality."
"It is the wretchedness of being rich that you have to live with rich people."
"Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question."
"The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time."
"Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river."
"What we call 'Progress' is the exchange of one nuisance for another nuisance."
"When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not."
"I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end."
"Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is old enough to know better."
"The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool."