Quotes of the Day
Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
Updated: 7 hours 36 min ago
"No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one."
"The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that carries any reward."
"The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true."
"There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste."
"If a man will begin with certainties, he shall end in doubts; but if he will be content to begin with doubts he shall end in certainties."
"A national debt, if it is not excessive, will be to us a national blessing."
"An executive is a person who always decides; sometimes he decides correctly, but he always decides."
"A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone."
"In America any boy may become President and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes."
"Most advances in science come when a person for one reason or another is forced to change fields."
"The English have no respect for their language, and will not teach their children to speak it."
"Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped."