Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Cullen Hightower

Mon, 09/08/2014 - 7:00pm
"Those who agree with us may not be right, but we admire their astuteness."
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Albert Einstein

Mon, 09/08/2014 - 7:00pm
"Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves."
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Mark Twain

Mon, 09/08/2014 - 7:00pm
"A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes."
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Simon Cameron

Mon, 09/08/2014 - 7:00pm
"An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought."
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George Bernard Shaw

Sun, 09/07/2014 - 7:00pm
"A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell."
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Samuel Johnson

Sun, 09/07/2014 - 7:00pm
"Silence propagates itself, and the longer talk has been suspended, the more difficult it is to find anything to say."
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Barbara Tober

Sun, 09/07/2014 - 7:00pm
"Traditions are group efforts to keep the unexpected from happening."
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Greek Proverb

Sun, 09/07/2014 - 7:00pm
"First secure an independent income, then practice virtue."
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Andre Gide

Sat, 09/06/2014 - 7:00pm
"Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it."
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Rita Rudner

Sat, 09/06/2014 - 7:00pm
"Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be."
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Lady Mary Wortley Montagu

Sat, 09/06/2014 - 7:00pm
"I despise the pleasure of pleasing people that I despise."
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Oscar Levant

Sat, 09/06/2014 - 7:00pm
"Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character."
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