Quotes of the Day
Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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"Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious."
"When dealing with the insane, the best method is to pretend to be sane."
"Whenever two people meet, there are really six people present. There is each man as he sees himself, each man as the other person sees him, and each man as he really is."
"The only way to discover the limits of the possible is to go beyond them into the impossible."
"Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does."
"Some for renown, on scraps of learning dote, /And think they grow immortal as they quote."
"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move."