Quotes of the Day
Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
Updated: 8 min 29 sec ago
"An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex."
"Television news is like a lightning flash. It makes a loud noise, lights up everything around it, leaves everything else in darkness and then is suddenly gone."
"God is not dead but alive and well and working on a much less ambitious project."
"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I--/ I took the one less traveled by, / And that has made all the difference."
"The most important scientific revolutions all include, as their only common feature, the dethronement of human arrogance from one pedestal after another of previous convictions about our centrality in the cosmos."
"The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race."
"I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark."
"They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days."
"Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space."