Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Booth Tarkington

Thu, 11/24/2016 - 6:00pm
"There are two things that will be believed of any man whatsoever, and one of them is that he has taken to drink."
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Robert Frost

Thu, 11/24/2016 - 6:00pm
"The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them."
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Samuel Goldwyn

Thu, 11/24/2016 - 6:00pm
"I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their jobs."
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Thomas A. Edison

Thu, 11/24/2016 - 6:00pm
"To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk."
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Frank Zappa

Wed, 11/23/2016 - 6:00pm
"Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, use that something to support their own existence."
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Voltaire

Wed, 11/23/2016 - 6:00pm
"It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets."
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Andy Rooney

Wed, 11/23/2016 - 6:00pm
"Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose."
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Oscar Wilde

Wed, 11/23/2016 - 6:00pm
"Only the shallow know themselves."
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John Green

Tue, 11/22/2016 - 6:00pm
"The United States Congress, like a lot of rich people, lives in two houses."
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Mark Twain

Tue, 11/22/2016 - 6:00pm
"The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to other creatures; but the fact that he can do wrong proves his moral inferiority to any creature that cannot."
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Benjamin Franklin

Tue, 11/22/2016 - 6:00pm
"Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody."
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Isaac Asimov

Tue, 11/22/2016 - 6:00pm
"Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome."
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Ray Bradbury

Mon, 11/21/2016 - 6:00pm
"We need not to be let alone. We need to be really bothered once in a while. How long is it since you were really bothered? About something important, about something real?"
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Charles Baudelaire

Mon, 11/21/2016 - 6:00pm
"The world only goes round by misunderstanding."
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Gloria Borger

Mon, 11/21/2016 - 6:00pm
"For most folks, no news is good news; for the press, good news is not news."
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Wilson Mizner

Mon, 11/21/2016 - 6:00pm
"God help those who do not help themselves."
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