Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Peter Ustinov

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 6:00pm
"In America, through pressure of conformity, there is freedom of choice, but nothing to choose from."
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Indira Gandhi

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 6:00pm
"You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist."
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Henny Youngman

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 6:00pm
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
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Segal's Law

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 6:00pm
"A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure."
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Michael Crichton

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 6:00pm
"Whenever you hear the consensus of scientists agrees on something or other, reach for your wallet, because you're being had."
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David Russell

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 6:00pm
"We live in a Newtonian world of Einsteinian physics ruled by Frankenstein logic."
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Henri Poincare

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 6:00pm
"Thought is only a flash between two long nights, but this flash is everything."
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Oscar Levant

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 6:00pm
"I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on."
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William Shakespeare

Tue, 11/11/2014 - 6:00pm
"O, what may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!"
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Aldous Huxley

Tue, 11/11/2014 - 6:00pm
"Happiness is not achieved by the conscious pursuit of happiness; it is generally the by-product of other activities."
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Alexandre Dumas

Tue, 11/11/2014 - 6:00pm
"Rogues are preferable to imbeciles because they sometimes take a rest."
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Marston Bates

Tue, 11/11/2014 - 6:00pm
"Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind."
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Joseph Conrad

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 6:00pm
"Being a woman is a terribly difficult task since it consists principally in dealing with men."
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Denis Diderot

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 6:00pm
"There is no moral precept that does not have something inconvenient about it."
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Putt's Law

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 6:00pm
"Technology is dominated by two types of people: those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand."
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Sir Ralph Richardson

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 6:00pm
"Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing."
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