Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Stephen Colbert

Wed, 01/27/2016 - 6:00pm
"There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good."
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Robert Louis Stevenson

Wed, 01/27/2016 - 6:00pm
"Perpetual devotion to what a man calls his business, is only to be sustained by perpetual neglect of many other things."
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Joseph Baretti

Wed, 01/27/2016 - 6:00pm
"I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am."
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Napoleon Bonaparte

Wed, 01/27/2016 - 6:00pm
"History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon."
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Jack London

Tue, 01/26/2016 - 6:00pm
"Man always gets less than he demands from life."
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Edward Teller

Tue, 01/26/2016 - 6:00pm
"A fact is a simple statement that everyone believes. It is innocent, unless found guilty. A hypothesis is a novel suggestion that no one wants to believe. It is guilty, until found effective."
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William Dement

Tue, 01/26/2016 - 6:00pm
"Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives."
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W. C. Fields

Tue, 01/26/2016 - 6:00pm
"Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people."
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Kurt Vonnegut

Mon, 01/25/2016 - 6:00pm
"Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward."
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Friedrich Nietzsche

Mon, 01/25/2016 - 6:00pm
"The most perfidious way of harming a cause consists of defending it deliberately with faulty arguments."
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Voltaire

Mon, 01/25/2016 - 6:00pm
"Appreciation is a wonderful thing: It makes what is excellent in others belong to us as well."
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Charles De Gaulle

Mon, 01/25/2016 - 6:00pm
"How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese?"
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