Quotes of the Day
Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
Updated: 2 hours 10 min ago
"Seeing ourselves as others would probably confirm our worst suspicions about them."
"Do not do unto others as you would that they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same."
"There is only one thing a philosopher can be relied upon to do, and that is to contradict other philosophers."
"Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people."
"I know not, sir, whether Bacon wrote the works of Shakespeare, but if he did not it seems to me that he missed the opportunity of his life."
"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped."
"An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh."
"A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name."
"I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time."
"If it weren't for my lawyer, I'd still be in prison. It went a lot faster with two people digging."