Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Thomas H. Huxley

Mon, 05/18/2015 - 7:00pm
"Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority."
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Tallulah Bankhead

Mon, 05/18/2015 - 7:00pm
"Here's a rule I recommend: Never practice two vices at once."
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Sidney J. Harris

Mon, 05/18/2015 - 7:00pm
"A cynic is not merely one who reads bitter lessons from the past, he is one who is prematurely disappointed in the future."
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Friedrich Nietzsche

Mon, 05/18/2015 - 7:00pm
"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!"
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Terry Pratchett

Sun, 05/17/2015 - 7:00pm
"A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores."
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Charles Wadsworth

Sun, 05/17/2015 - 7:00pm
"By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong."
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Fred Allen

Sun, 05/17/2015 - 7:00pm
"A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized."
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Mae West

Sun, 05/17/2015 - 7:00pm
"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before."
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Paula Poundstone

Sat, 05/16/2015 - 7:00pm
"The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling."
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Logan Pearsall Smith

Sat, 05/16/2015 - 7:00pm
"It is the wretchedness of being rich that you have to live with rich people."
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Alfred A. Knopf

Sat, 05/16/2015 - 7:00pm
"An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible."
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Eugene McCarthy

Sat, 05/16/2015 - 7:00pm
"The only thing that saves us from the bureaucracy is inefficiency. An efficient bureaucracy is the greatest threat to liberty."
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