Quotes of the Day
Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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"Every generation imagines itself to be more intelligent than the one that went before it, and wiser than the one that comes after it."
"Americans detest all lies except lies spoken in public or printed lies."
"The effort to understand the universe is one of the very few things that lifts human life a little above the level of farce, and gives it some of the grace of tragedy."
"The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder."
"Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president."
"The great thing about television is that if something important happens anywhere in the world, day or night, you can always change the channel."
"I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it."
"Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination."
"I no longer prepare food or drink with more than one ingredient."
"My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them."