Quotes of the Day
Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
Updated: 7 hours 42 min ago
"If I knew I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself."
"A newspaper consists of just the same number of words, whether there be any news in it or not."
"Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist."
"You don't understand anything until you learn it more than one way."
"Writing gives you the illusion of control, and then you realize it's just an illusion, that people are going to bring their own stuff into it."
"Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves."
"Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them."