Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Nikola Tesla

Sun, 01/08/2017 - 6:00pm
"Today's scientists have substituted mathematics for experiments, and they wander off through equation after equation, and eventually build a structure which has no relation to reality."
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Logan Pearsall Smith

Sun, 01/08/2017 - 6:00pm
"It is the wretchedness of being rich that you have to live with rich people."
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James M. Barrie

Sun, 01/08/2017 - 6:00pm
"Life is a long lesson in humility."
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Albert Camus

Sun, 01/08/2017 - 6:00pm
"Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question."
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Hunter S. Thompson

Sat, 01/07/2017 - 6:00pm
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."
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Friedrich Nietzsche

Sat, 01/07/2017 - 6:00pm
"The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time."
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Nikita Khrushchev

Sat, 01/07/2017 - 6:00pm
"Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river."
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Havelock Ellis

Sat, 01/07/2017 - 6:00pm
"What we call 'Progress' is the exchange of one nuisance for another nuisance."
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Mark Twain

Fri, 01/06/2017 - 6:00pm
"When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not."
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Margaret Thatcher

Fri, 01/06/2017 - 6:00pm
"I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end."
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Anonymous

Fri, 01/06/2017 - 6:00pm
"Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is old enough to know better."
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Jane Wagner

Fri, 01/06/2017 - 6:00pm
"The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool."
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