Quotes of the Day
Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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"A committee can make a decision that is dumber than any of its members."
"I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS."
"It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear."
"Money can't buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy."
"Speak when you are angry--and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret."
"I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks."
"Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose."
"I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland."
"It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried."