Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Gertrude Stein

Sun, 07/13/2014 - 7:00pm
"In the United States there is more space where nobody is than where anybody is. That is what makes America what it is."
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H. L. Mencken

Sun, 07/13/2014 - 7:00pm
"Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence."
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Mark Russell

Sun, 07/13/2014 - 7:00pm
"The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage."
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Samuel Goldwyn

Sun, 07/13/2014 - 7:00pm
"I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their jobs."
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Nicholas Chamfort

Sat, 07/12/2014 - 7:00pm
"An economist is a surgeon with an excellent scalpel and a rough-edged lancet, who operates beautifully on the dead and tortures the living."
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Stan Dunn

Sat, 07/12/2014 - 7:00pm
"And that's the world in a nutshell, an appropriate receptacle."
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W. C. Fields

Sat, 07/12/2014 - 7:00pm
"Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch."
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Shirley Temple

Sat, 07/12/2014 - 7:00pm
"I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph."
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Ernie Kovacs

Fri, 07/11/2014 - 7:00pm
"Television � a medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done."
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Robert Anton Wilson

Fri, 07/11/2014 - 7:00pm
"It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea."
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Larry Gelbart

Fri, 07/11/2014 - 7:00pm
"One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you."
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George Carlin

Fri, 07/11/2014 - 7:00pm
"Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?"
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Joseph Conrad

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 7:00pm
"Being a woman is a terribly difficult task since it consists principally in dealing with men."
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Isaac Newton

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 7:00pm
"Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy."
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Eric Hoffer

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 7:00pm
"When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other."
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Laurence J. Peter

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 7:00pm
"Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent."
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