Quotes of the Day
Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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"Those who agree with us may not be right, but we admire their astuteness."
"Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves."
"A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes."
"An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought."
"A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell."
"Silence propagates itself, and the longer talk has been suspended, the more difficult it is to find anything to say."
"Traditions are group efforts to keep the unexpected from happening."
"Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it."
"Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be."
"I despise the pleasure of pleasing people that I despise."
"Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character."