Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 6:00pm
"There are people who think that everything one does with a serious face is sensible."
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Martin Luther King Jr.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 6:00pm
"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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Oscar Wilde

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 6:00pm
"Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays."
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Alfred Hitchcock

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 6:00pm
"This paperback is very interesting, but I find it will never replace a hardcover book - it makes a very poor doorstop."
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Oscar Levant

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 6:00pm
"Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel."
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Russell Baker

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 6:00pm
"Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories - those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost."
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Totie Fields

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 6:00pm
"I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks."
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John Tudor

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 6:00pm
"A rumor without a leg to stand on will get around some other way."
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Stephen Jay Gould

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 6:00pm
"The most erroneous stories are those we think we know best - and therefore never scrutinize or question."
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Sir Arnold Bax

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 6:00pm
"A sympathetic Scot summed it all up very neatly in the remark, "You should make a point of trying every experience once, excepting incest and folk dancing.""
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Burt Bacharach

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 6:00pm
"A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of."
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Unknown

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 6:00pm
"After all is said and done, a lot more will be said than done."
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Thorstein Veblen

Sun, 01/11/2015 - 6:00pm
"Invention is the mother of necessity."
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Woody Allen

Sun, 01/11/2015 - 6:00pm
"You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred."
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Helen Keller

Sun, 01/11/2015 - 6:00pm
"College isn't the place to go for ideas."
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Havelock Ellis

Sun, 01/11/2015 - 6:00pm
"What we call 'Progress' is the exchange of one nuisance for another nuisance."
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