Quotes of the Day
Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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"There are people who think that everything one does with a serious face is sensible."
"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
"Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays."
"This paperback is very interesting, but I find it will never replace a hardcover book - it makes a very poor doorstop."
"Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories - those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost."
"I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks."
"A rumor without a leg to stand on will get around some other way."
"The most erroneous stories are those we think we know best - and therefore never scrutinize or question."
"A sympathetic Scot summed it all up very neatly in the remark, "You should make a point of trying every experience once, excepting incest and folk dancing.""
"A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of."
"You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred."
"What we call 'Progress' is the exchange of one nuisance for another nuisance."