Quotes of the Day
Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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"In journalism, there has always been a tension between getting it first and getting it right."
"Never face facts; if you do, you'll never get up in the morning."
"Everyone is as God has made him, and oftentimes a great deal worse."
"I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down."
"Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it."
"Committee--a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done."
"If it were done, when 'tis done, then 'twere well it were done quickly."
"The point of living and of being an optimist, is to be foolish enough to believe the best is yet to come."
"Household tasks are easier and quicker when they are done by somebody else."
"Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing."