Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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George Lucas

Sat, 10/11/2014 - 7:00pm
"So this is how liberty dies. With thunderous applause."
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Trey Parker and Matt Stone

Sat, 10/11/2014 - 7:00pm
"Sometimes what's right isn't as important as what's profitable."
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James Thurber

Sat, 10/11/2014 - 7:00pm
"The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself."
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Steven Wright

Sat, 10/11/2014 - 7:00pm
"What's another word for Thesaurus?"
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Greg Garcia

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 7:00pm
"That's the funny thing about havin' a kid. They come with their own set of problems; make everything else you were worried about seem kinda silly."
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Paul Tillich

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 7:00pm
"Cynically speaking, one could say that it is true to life to be cynical about it."
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Ann Landers

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 7:00pm
"Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other."
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Tom Lehrer

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 7:00pm
"On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away."
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John Dewey

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 7:00pm
"We can have facts without thinking but we cannot have thinking without facts."
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Dennis Miller

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 7:00pm
"We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head."
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Frank Zappa

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 7:00pm
"The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced."
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Leonard Louis Levinson

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 7:00pm
"History is the short trudge from Adam to atom."
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Robert Heinlein

Wed, 10/08/2014 - 7:00pm
"Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something."
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G. K. Chesterton

Wed, 10/08/2014 - 7:00pm
"The men who really believe in themselves are all in lunatic asylums."
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Benjamin H. Brewster

Wed, 10/08/2014 - 7:00pm
"A lawyer starts life giving $500 worth of law for $5 and ends giving $5 worth for $500."
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Liza Minnelli

Wed, 10/08/2014 - 7:00pm
"Reality is something you rise above."
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