Quotes of the Day
Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
Updated: 6 hours 54 min ago
"In the United States there is more space where nobody is than where anybody is. That is what makes America what it is."
"The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage."
"I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their jobs."
"An economist is a surgeon with an excellent scalpel and a rough-edged lancet, who operates beautifully on the dead and tortures the living."
"I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph."
"Television � a medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done."
"It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea."
"Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?"
"Being a woman is a terribly difficult task since it consists principally in dealing with men."
"When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other."
"Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent."