Quotes of the Day
Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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"There are two things that will be believed of any man whatsoever, and one of them is that he has taken to drink."
"The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them."
"I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their jobs."
"Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, use that something to support their own existence."
"It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets."
"Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose."
"The United States Congress, like a lot of rich people, lives in two houses."
"The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to other creatures; but the fact that he can do wrong proves his moral inferiority to any creature that cannot."
"Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome."
"We need not to be let alone. We need to be really bothered once in a while. How long is it since you were really bothered? About something important, about something real?"
"For most folks, no news is good news; for the press, good news is not news."