Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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John Alejandro King

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 7:00pm
"If you're not scared or angry at the thought of a human brain being controlled remotely, then it could be this prototype of mine is finally starting to work."
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Charles Baudelaire

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 7:00pm
"The world only goes round by misunderstanding."
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Sir Francis Bacon

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 7:00pm
"A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds."
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Andre Malraux

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 7:00pm
"The greatest mystery is not that we have been flung at random between the profusion of matter and of the stars, but that within this prison we can draw from ourselves images powerful enough to deny our nothingness."
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Jeff Foxworthy

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 7:00pm
"The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house."
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Will Rogers

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 7:00pm
"The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself."
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Douglas Adams

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 7:00pm
"In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri."
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Simeon Strunsky

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 7:00pm
"Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly."
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Jacques Derrida

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 7:00pm
"To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend."
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H. L. Mencken

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 7:00pm
"Any man who afflicts the human race with ideas must be prepared to see them misunderstood."
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Robert Half

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 7:00pm
"Free advice is worth the price."
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Marvin Minsky

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 7:00pm
"Imagine what it would be like if TV actually were good. It would be the end of everything we know."
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Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Sun, 07/19/2015 - 7:00pm
"Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away."
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Carolyn Wells

Sun, 07/19/2015 - 7:00pm
"Actions lie louder than words."
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Alfred Adler

Sun, 07/19/2015 - 7:00pm
"It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them."
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Wolfgang Pauli

Sun, 07/19/2015 - 7:00pm
"This isn't right. This isn't even wrong."
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