Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Allan Goldfein

Mon, 08/15/2016 - 7:00pm
"Only exceptionally rational men can afford to be absurd."
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Henny Youngman

Mon, 08/15/2016 - 7:00pm
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
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Jean Giraudoux

Mon, 08/15/2016 - 7:00pm
"Only the mediocre are always at their best."
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Lillian Hellman

Mon, 08/15/2016 - 7:00pm
"Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth."
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Ellen Goodman

Sun, 08/14/2016 - 7:00pm
"In journalism, there has always been a tension between getting it first and getting it right."
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Marlo Thomas

Sun, 08/14/2016 - 7:00pm
"Never face facts; if you do, you'll never get up in the morning."
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Miguel de Cervantes

Sun, 08/14/2016 - 7:00pm
"Everyone is as God has made him, and oftentimes a great deal worse."
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W. S. Gilbert

Sun, 08/14/2016 - 7:00pm
"When everyone is somebody, then no one's anybody."
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Mitch Hedberg

Sat, 08/13/2016 - 7:00pm
"I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down."
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George Bernard Shaw

Sat, 08/13/2016 - 7:00pm
"Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it."
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Evelyn Waugh

Sat, 08/13/2016 - 7:00pm
"Punctuality is the virtue of the bored."
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Fred Allen

Sat, 08/13/2016 - 7:00pm
"Committee--a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done."
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William Shakespeare

Fri, 08/12/2016 - 7:00pm
"If it were done, when 'tis done, then 'twere well it were done quickly."
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Peter Ustinov

Fri, 08/12/2016 - 7:00pm
"The point of living and of being an optimist, is to be foolish enough to believe the best is yet to come."
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James Thorpe

Fri, 08/12/2016 - 7:00pm
"Household tasks are easier and quicker when they are done by somebody else."
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Sir Ralph Richardson

Fri, 08/12/2016 - 7:00pm
"Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing."
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