Quotes of the Day
Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
Updated: 1 day 6 hours ago
"Nothing can be so amusingly arrogant as a young man who has just discovered an old idea and thinks it is his own."
"Love is the difficult realization that something other than oneself is real."
"This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two."
"Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws."
"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach a man to create an artificial shortage of fish and he will eat steak."
"No opera plot can be sensible, for people do not sing when they are feeling sensible."
"I think that one possible definition of our modern culture is that it is one in which nine-tenths of our intellectuals can't read any poetry."
"The entire economy of the Western world is built on things that cause cancer."