Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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George Orwell

Fri, 04/04/2014 - 7:00pm
"Every generation imagines itself to be more intelligent than the one that went before it, and wiser than the one that comes after it."
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Eric Hoffer

Fri, 04/04/2014 - 7:00pm
"Absolute faith corrupts as absolutely as absolute power."
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Edgar Watson Howe

Fri, 04/04/2014 - 7:00pm
"Americans detest all lies except lies spoken in public or printed lies."
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John M. Ford

Fri, 04/04/2014 - 7:00pm
"We're not lost. We're locationally challenged."
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Steven Weinberg

Thu, 04/03/2014 - 7:00pm
"The effort to understand the universe is one of the very few things that lifts human life a little above the level of farce, and gives it some of the grace of tragedy."
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Alfred Hitchcock

Thu, 04/03/2014 - 7:00pm
"The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder."
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Johnny Carson

Thu, 04/03/2014 - 7:00pm
"Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president."
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From "Taxi"

Thu, 04/03/2014 - 7:00pm
"The great thing about television is that if something important happens anywhere in the world, day or night, you can always change the channel."
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Thomas Jefferson

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 7:00pm
"I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it."
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Bill Watterson

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 7:00pm
"Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination."
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Cyra McFadden

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 7:00pm
"I no longer prepare food or drink with more than one ingredient."
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Penn Jillette

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 7:00pm
"My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them."
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