Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Paula Poundstone

Fri, 02/10/2017 - 6:00pm
"The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling."
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Louis Vermeil

Fri, 02/10/2017 - 6:00pm
"The prime purpose of eloquence is to keep other people from talking."
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Lewis B. Frumkes

Fri, 02/10/2017 - 6:00pm
"How to Raise your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children"
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Ambrose Bierce

Fri, 02/10/2017 - 6:00pm
"Admiration, n.: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves."
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William Wrigley Jr.

Thu, 02/09/2017 - 6:00pm
"When two men in business always agree, one of them is unnecessary."
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Dave Barry

Thu, 02/09/2017 - 6:00pm
"Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet."
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Charles M. Schulz

Thu, 02/09/2017 - 6:00pm
"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia."
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Albert Einstein

Thu, 02/09/2017 - 6:00pm
"Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen."
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George Bernard Shaw

Wed, 02/08/2017 - 6:00pm
"What is life but a series of inspired follies? The difficulty is to find them to do. Never lose a chance: it doesn't come every day."
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Dorothy Parker

Wed, 02/08/2017 - 6:00pm
"She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B."
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Niels Bohr

Wed, 02/08/2017 - 6:00pm
"Your theory is crazy, but it's not crazy enough to be true."
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Mark Twain

Wed, 02/08/2017 - 6:00pm
"In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language."
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