Quotes of the Day
Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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"Nothing is more characteristic of a man than the mann in which he behaves toward fools."
"The good psychic would pick up the phone before it rang. Of course it is possible there was noone on the other line. Once she said "God Bless you" I said, "I didn't sneeze" She looked deep into my eyes and said, "You will, eventually." And damn it if she wasn't right. Two days later I sneezed."
"I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays."
"It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this."
"The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from."
"Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it."
"It is always the best policy to speak the truth--unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar."
"I had an epiphany a few years ago where I was out at a celebrity party and it suddenly dawned on me that I had yet to meet a celebrity who is as smart and interesting as any of my friends."
"Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in and out of favor."
"Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe."