Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Jeph Jacques

Thu, 04/23/2015 - 7:00pm
"What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?"
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Paul Eldridge

Thu, 04/23/2015 - 7:00pm
"Man is ready to die for an idea, provided that idea is not quite clear to him."
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Richard Feynman

Thu, 04/23/2015 - 7:00pm
"I believe that a scientist looking at nonscientific problems is just as dumb as the next guy."
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James Reston

Thu, 04/23/2015 - 7:00pm
"This is the devilish thing about foreign affairs: they are foreign and will not always conform to our whim."
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Charles Churchill

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 7:00pm
"A joke's a very serious thing."
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Henry David Thoreau

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 7:00pm
"Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it."
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Marty Indik

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 7:00pm
"Confusion is always the most honest response."
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Pierre Beaumarchais

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 7:00pm
"If a thing isn't worth saying, you sing it."
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Friedrich Nietzsche

Tue, 04/21/2015 - 7:00pm
"There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness."
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Henry J. Tillman

Tue, 04/21/2015 - 7:00pm
"If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate."
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Ogden Nash

Tue, 04/21/2015 - 7:00pm
"I think that I shall never see / a billboard lovely as a tree. / Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, / I'll never see a tree at all."
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Unknown

Tue, 04/21/2015 - 7:00pm
"My Karma ran over your dogma."
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Cindy Gardner

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 7:00pm
"What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds."
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Jimmy Buffett

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 7:00pm
"Indecision may or may not be my problem."
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James Thurber

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 7:00pm
"It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers."
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H. L. Mencken

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 7:00pm
"Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy."
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